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True North wrote:
On Sunday, 19 February 2017 12:34:47 UTC-4, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 10:52:13 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.


Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.

Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.


Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?



Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.

Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg.
Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it
dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and
lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit
a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a
wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.


Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".


I'm waiting for him to catch all the spelling mistakes in the paragraph.



Sad to see you're up to your usual Sunday antiChristian behaviour.
Suppose you think a last minute confession will save you from your just rewards.
That's a dangerous gamble, if y'all ask me.


Nobody is asking you.

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justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.

Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".


....among other basic human traits.
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On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".


...among other basic human traits.



I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.



I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill Â*wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Â*Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English.. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Â*Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg.. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.



I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


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On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.


Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?

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Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?

It was actually called clerical speed and accuracy and guys usually
tanked that test intentionally unless they WANTED to be a titless
wave. (yeoman)
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On 2/21/17 1:09 PM, justan wrote:
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On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.


Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?



Of course I did, but I didn't skip rope.


Too clumsy?
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Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill *wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? *Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. *Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


You seem very knowledgeable on 'teenybopper girl' questions, Donnee.
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On Tue, 21 Feb 2017 12:59:17 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.


Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?


....and played with the 'teenybopper girls'? Sounds like only you and Donnee did that!
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