On 2/21/17 2:01 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Tue, 21 Feb 2017 12:59:17 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
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On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.

Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?

...and played with the 'teenybopper girls'? Sounds like only you and Donnee did that!


Two guys from my grammar school, later in my junior high and high
school, went on to become golden gloves participants at the old New
Haven Arena. They and a bunch of other guys jumped rope, beginning in
grammar school. I jumped rope but was never good at it.

The jump ropers in the attached video could clean your clock one handed
and blindfolded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqwku_iHRv8

On 2/21/17 1:09 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.

Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?



Of course I did, but I didn't skip rope.


Some guys can double dutch...and others go in the naveeee.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bDOBcBKRENw

Keyser Soze
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"Two guys from my grammar school, later in my junior high and high
school, went on to become golden gloves participants at the old New
Haven Arena. They and a bunch of other guys jumped rope, beginning in
grammar school. I jumped rope but was never good at it.

The jump ropers in the attached video could clean your clock one handed
and blindfolded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqwku_iHRv8"


WOW...great video.
The John wouldn't be qualified to carry the spit bucket for that group!
In elementary school my class (all boys) put on a skipping demonstration for school parents one May in our school yard. We thought we were good but no comparison to the professionals.

On Tue, 21 Feb 2017 14:18:32 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/21/17 2:01 PM, Poco Deplorevole wrote:
On Tue, 21 Feb 2017 12:59:17 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.

Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?

...and played with the 'teenybopper girls'? Sounds like only you and Donnee did that!


Two guys from my grammar school, later in my junior high and high
school, went on to become golden gloves participants at the old New
Haven Arena. They and a bunch of other guys jumped rope, beginning in
grammar school. I jumped rope but was never good at it.

The jump ropers in the attached video could clean your clock one handed
and blindfolded:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hqwku_iHRv8

A lot of male athletes jumped rope in school. I know of none that went out on the playground and
played hopscotch and jumped rope with the girls in the schoolyard during recess. But hey, I didn't
go to the special schools you and Donnie went to.

True North wrote:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".
...among other basic human traits.

I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.

Donnie doesn't do well on tests.

"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc

Damn! You almost quoted that perfectly. Try a little harder next
time. You'll get it.

Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his big
house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high
winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather than
dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a
dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's
English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands
English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse
the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled. Maybe
you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't
understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was
rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy,
it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the
frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod
as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins can
raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes. And
he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you flunked
the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a
teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.

Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?



You "censored" this post to protect your dumb friend. This was
conspicuously missing:

Did you mean to use apostrophes
in place of quotes?

Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/17 1:09 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On 2/21/17 12:14 PM, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:
Keyser Soze
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On 2/21/17 9:09 AM, justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Mon, 20 Feb 2017 19:34:16 -0500, Alex wrote:

justan wrote:
Poco Deplorevole Wrote in message:
On Sun, 19 Feb 2017 05:42:22 -0000 (UTC), Bill
wrote:

Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
On Saturday, 18 February 2017 19:59:14 UTC-4, Bill wrote:
True North wrote:
Bill


"You getting dumped on? Wonder if Luddite misses his
big house snow moving."


About 100 cm dumped on us from three NorEasters in high
winds over a
period of six days. Sore and tired.
I should be conserving my energy for shoveling rather
than dealing with
the likes of y'all.

Conserve your energy and stopping effort in to being a
dip****.
Huh?
"and stopping effort in to being a dip****"

Would you be so kind as to translate that into the Queen's
English. We
don't do 'merican up here, Swill.

Put an s on efforts.
And seems as if the Western half of Canada understands
English. Eh?


Seems as if 90% of the population who are literate can parse
the meaning of
a sentence with most of the words slightly misspelled.
Maybe you should
consume more brain foods.
Don may be in the bottom 1%, i.e. those folks who can't
understand this:

I cnduo't bvleiee taht I culod aulaclty uesdtannrd waht I was
rdnaieg. Unisg the icndeblire pweor of
the hmuan mnid, aocdcrnig to rseecrah at Cmabrigde
Uinervtisy, it dseno't mttaer in waht oderr the
lterets in a wrod are, the olny irpoamtnt tihng is taht the
frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rhgit
pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it
whoutit a pboerlm. Tihs is bucseae the
huamn mnid deos not raed ervey ltteer by istlef, but the wrod
as a wlohe. Aaznmig, huh? Yaeh and I
awlyas tghhuot slelinpg was ipmorantt! See if yuor fdreins
can raed tihs too.

Donnie lacks having "the incredible power of the human mind".

...among other basic human traits.


I'm still waiting for him to jump on those spelling mistakes.
And he never told us how he did on the
'Dip**** Test'.


Donnie doesn't do well on tests.


"Always with the slow-witted insults, eh, FlaJim. I hear you
flunked the
navy English proficiency exam twice because of all the trick
questions...remember these three?


1. How old are you?

A. I have 27 years old
B. I have 27 years
C. I am fine
D. I am 27 years old

2. He went to the Stadium .....

A. with taxi
B. by taxi
C. on taxi
D. in taxi

3. How long have you been living in Massachusetts?

A. for 7 years
B. at least 7 years
C. since 7 years
D. 7 years ago"



SNERK!
They should have asked Justine questions more appropriate for a
teenybopper girl...such as
What's your favorite Barbie doll....Ken or Barbie?
What can you bake in your Easy Bake Oven?
Draw up a Hopscotch diagram
What does 'double dutch' mean when you're skipping rope
Etc, etc


Let me ask you. What does "double dutch" mean when you are
skipping rope? Obviously you know.

Didn't you have a childhood in which you attended grammar school and
sometimes went out in the schoolyard for recess?



Of course I did, but I didn't skip rope.


Too clumsy?

More likely too straight.