I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.* It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

*

Had to go back to the dealer* yesterday because I couldn't get the
radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio
was voice-activated.

*

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.* The radio replied,
'Ricky or Willie?'* 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road
Again' came from the speakers.

*

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My
Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

*

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say,* 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said,* Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

*

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.

*

I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!'*

*

Immediately the radio responded with,* ?Ladies and gentlemen, The
Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy
Pelosi


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On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.* It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.

*

Had to go back to the dealer* yesterday because I couldn't get the
radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio
was voice-activated.

*

"Nelson", the technician said to the radio.* The radio replied,
'Ricky or Willie?'* 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road
Again' came from the speakers.

*

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My
Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

*

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd
say,* 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I
said,* Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs.

*

Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.

*

I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!'*

*

Immediately the radio responded with,* ?Ladies and gentlemen, The
Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy
Pelosi

Wonder if the new Silverados have that feature?

Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.




Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


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On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.




Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


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Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.

On 2/21/2018 4:06 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.Â* It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.



Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


--
Posted with my iPad Pro


Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.


Whooooosh .... you've lost it Harry.

Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/21/2018 4:06 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.



Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


--
Posted with my iPad Pro


Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.


Whooooosh .... you've lost it Harry.



A long time ago.

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 16:06:22 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.




Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


--
Posted with my iPad Pro


Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.

Again with the wishing harm befall others. Maybe we should take your
guns away.

On Wednesday, February 21, 2018 at 10:57:36 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 16:06:22 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote:

On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.




Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


--
Posted with my iPad Pro


Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.

Again with the wishing harm befall others. Maybe we should take your
guns away.

A good mental health professional would take note of his anti-social behavior.

On Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:06:25 UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.




Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


--
Posted with my iPad Pro


Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.

Justine is lucky that old lady didn't stop and bitch slap him into a stupor.

On 2/22/18 10:03 AM, True North wrote:
On Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:06:25 UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:

On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:

I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85.




Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed
into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid
her.


Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again.


--
Posted with my iPad Pro


Encounter who?


The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid.

Justine is lucky that old lady didn't stop and bitch slap him into a stupor.


A missed opportunity on behalf of old ladies everywhere. More
likely, it is a post Justan copied from someone else.