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My new truck
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.* It'll run on
either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. * Had to go back to the dealer* yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. * "Nelson", the technician said to the radio.* The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'* 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. * Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. * I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,* 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,* Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs. * Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. * I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!'* * Immediately the radio responded with,* ?Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
My new truck
On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote:
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.* It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. * Had to go back to the dealer* yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. * "Nelson", the technician said to the radio.* The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'* 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. * Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. * I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say,* 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said,* Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs. * Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. * I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!'* * Immediately the radio responded with,* ?Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi Wonder if the new Silverados have that feature? |
My new truck
Keyser Soze Wrote in message:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? -- x ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- http://usenet.sinaapp.com/ |
My new truck
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote:
Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid. |
My new truck
On 2/21/2018 4:06 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck.Â* It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid. Whooooosh .... you've lost it Harry. |
My new truck
justan wrote:
I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Had to go back to the dealer yesterday because I couldn't get the radio to work. The service technician explained that the radio was voice-activated. "Nelson", the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?' 'Willie!' he continued, and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers. Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson. I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven', I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, Beatles', I'd get one of their awesome songs. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. I yelled, 'You Crazy Bitch!' Immediately the radio responded with, ?Ladies and gentlemen, The Democratic Leader and former speaker of the House ....Nancy Pelosi Smart truck! |
My new truck
Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/21/2018 4:06 PM, Keyser Soze wrote: On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid. Whooooosh .... you've lost it Harry. A long time ago. |
My new truck
On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 16:06:22 -0500, Keyser Soze
wrote: On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid. Again with the wishing harm befall others. Maybe we should take your guns away. |
My new truck
On Wednesday, February 21, 2018 at 10:57:36 PM UTC-5, wrote:
On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 16:06:22 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote: On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid. Again with the wishing harm befall others. Maybe we should take your guns away. A good mental health professional would take note of his anti-social behavior. |
My new truck
On Wednesday, 21 February 2018 17:06:25 UTC-4, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/21/18 3:47 PM, justan wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: On Wed, 21 Feb 2018 13:15:29 -0500 (EST), justan wrote: I bought a new Dodge 3500 Ram Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It'll run on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. Well, yesterday, some old lady ran a red light and nearly smashed into my new truck, but luckily I swerved in time to avoid her. Too bad. Perhaps you?ll encounter her again. -- Posted with my iPad Pro Encounter who? The "old lady" who "nearly smashed" into you, stupid. Justine is lucky that old lady didn't stop and bitch slap him into a stupor. |
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