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So, I walked into a bar...
....and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer.
We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump. JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his $20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money." I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." I took the money. |
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So, I walked into a bar...
On 12/5/2018 6:47 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
...and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer. We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump. JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his $20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money." I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." I took the money. http://funkyimg.com/i/2NTez.jpg |
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So, I walked into a bar...
Justan Ohlphart wrote:
Keyser Soze noway+AEA-jose.com Wrote in message: ...and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer.We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump.JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed +ACQ-20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his +ACQ-20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money."I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."I took the money. Of course you did. And I gave willingly figuring you to be a charity case. Harry doesn't win bets. Even if it's a "sure thing". |
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So, I walked into a bar...
On Wed, 5 Dec 2018 19:47:09 -0500, Alex wrote:
Justan Ohlphart wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: ...and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer.We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump.JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his $20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money."I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."I took the money. Of course you did. And I gave willingly figuring you to be a charity case. Harry doesn't win bets. Even if it's a "sure thing". It's nice when he loses and helps buy a pistol for someone down on his luck. That truly shows Harry's 'empathy'. |
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So, I walked into a bar...
John H. wrote:
On Wed, 5 Dec 2018 19:47:09 -0500, Alex wrote: Justan Ohlphart wrote: Keyser Soze Wrote in message: ...and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer.We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump.JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!"Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his $20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money."I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again."I took the money. Of course you did. And I gave willingly figuring you to be a charity case. Harry doesn't win bets. Even if it's a "sure thing". It's nice when he loses and helps buy a pistol for someone down on his luck. That truly shows Harry's 'empathy'. That did work out very well! |
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So, I walked into a bar...
On Wednesday, December 5, 2018 at 5:47:09 AM UTC-6, Keyser Soze wrote:
...and JustaFart was sitting there, nursing a cheap American beer. We both stared up at the bar TV as the 11 pm news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building. He was preparing to jump. JustaFart looked at me and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" I said, "You know what, I bet he will." JustaFart replied, "Well, I bet he won't." He placed $20 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as JustAFart placed his money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. JustaFart was very upset and handed his $20 to me, saying, "Fair's fair...here's your money." I replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this news story earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." JustaFart replies, "I did, too, but I didn't think he'd do it again." I took the money. https://scontent-ort2-2.xx.fbcdn.net...&oe=5C6697 89 |
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