My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They� kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those
damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 06:12:10 -0400, John H.
wrote:

My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They� kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Bear in mind most of these murders are violence surrounding the drug
trade and that is based on smuggling, selling and possessing a
universally banned product. How is a ban going to stop these people.
It would actually make more sense to legalize the drugs. When was the
last time you heard about bootleggers having a shootout in the streets
of Chicago?

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They� kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those
damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!

I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so
I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work.

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those
damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!

I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so
I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work.

I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone.

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:35:46 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 06:12:10 -0400, John H.
wrote:

My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Bear in mind most of these murders are violence surrounding the drug
trade and that is based on smuggling, selling and possessing a
universally banned product. How is a ban going to stop these people.
It would actually make more sense to legalize the drugs. When was the
last time you heard about bootleggers having a shootout in the streets
of Chicago?


===

I agree. Make them legal and make them cheap. Let people over 21
take all they want, just like alchohol, and the problem will take care
of itself. A lot of lives would be wrecked but that is happening now.

That solution is too simple of course, and will outrage those who want
to take the moral high ground, not to mention all of the law
enforcement folks who make a living with it. Some interesting
questions would be raised. What would all of the unemployed drug
dealers do to make a living? Would they just become users and fade
away, or would they look for some other way to make a quick buck?

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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They” kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those
damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!

I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so
I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work.

I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone.


===

He just wanted to slam the door on the way out.

You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his
dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost
just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating.

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On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:45:17 -0400,
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:35:46 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 06:12:10 -0400, John H.
wrote:

My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They� kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Bear in mind most of these murders are violence surrounding the drug
trade and that is based on smuggling, selling and possessing a
universally banned product. How is a ban going to stop these people.
It would actually make more sense to legalize the drugs. When was the
last time you heard about bootleggers having a shootout in the streets
of Chicago?


===

I agree. Make them legal and make them cheap. Let people over 21
take all they want, just like alchohol, and the problem will take care
of itself. A lot of lives would be wrecked but that is happening now.

That solution is too simple of course, and will outrage those who want
to take the moral high ground, not to mention all of the law
enforcement folks who make a living with it. Some interesting
questions would be raised. What would all of the unemployed drug
dealers do to make a living? Would they just become users and fade
away, or would they look for some other way to make a quick buck?



When Portugal tried decriminalization they had an early spike in users
and then it settled down to a number equal to or lower than the number
when they were fighting the drug war and drug violence just went away
as did most drug related HIV.

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:55:15 -0400,
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 15:16:56 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 12:38:18 -0400, wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 10:58:32 -0400, John H.
wrote:

On Sat, 21 Sep 2019 09:35:31 -0400, Justan Ohlphart wrote:

On 9/21/2019 6:12 AM, John H. wrote:
My Lazy pistol

Today, I placed my Sig Sauer 9mm seme-automatic pistol on the table right next to my kitchen door.
I left its full magazine beside it, then left it alone and went about my business.

While I was gone, the mailman delivered my mail, the next door neighbor mowed his yard, a girl
walked her dog down the street, and quite a few cars stopped at the "stop" sign near the front of my
house.

After about an hour, I checked on the gun. It was quietly sitting there, right where I had left it.
It had not moved itself outside. It had not killed anyone, even with the numerous opportunities it
was presented to do that. In fact, it had not even loaded itself.

Well you can imagine my surprise, with all the hype by the Democrats and their propaganda media,
about how dangerous guns are, and how "They� kill people. Either the media is wrong, or I'm in
possession of the laziest gun in the world.

The United States is 3rd in murders throughout the world. But if you take out just 5 'left-wing'
cities: Chicago, Detroit, Washington DC, St Louis and New Orleans, the United States is 4th from the
bottom, in the in the ENTIRE world! These 5 cities are controlled by Democrats.They also have the
toughest gun control laws in the USA.

It would be absurd to draw any conclusions from this data, right?

Well, I'm off to check on my spoons. I hear they're making people fat!

[Note that I've not checked the stats, and this was sent to me.]

Point the gun at a piece of paper and see if your lazy gun will put a
tight group of #2 pencil size holes in it. I've only heard of that
happening once. Coincidentally that miracle happened in one of your
neighboring states.

I saw some photographs of that. Shame the photographer didn't erase the pencil marks first. Those
damn high-falllutin' Nikons take pretty sharp pictures!

I got a note from Harry telling me he was gone in a poof (forever) so
I guess we have to wait a month or so for that joke to work.

I wonder why he felt he had to announce it to anyone.


===

He just wanted to slam the door on the way out.

You can be sure he'll be lurking in the shadows and rebuilding his
dossiers. To his credit, he does keep the group active. We've lost
just about everyone who was genuinely interested in boating.


His "You won't have Harry Krause to kick around" moment. :-)
I imagine he will be walking down the beach in his wingtips for a
while but he will be back, just like that other guy.
I think Harry is OK, he just likes to argue ... like the rest of us.
Ain't America great, because we can?