On 2/5/2020 9:22 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 9:04 AM, Adorable Deplorable wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 07:24:06 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.Â* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it would
get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a career
of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and ****es all
over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and then sopping
up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it into the gaping
ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased listeners, it’s
important to remember that even our worst enemies deserve to be treated
with compassion. So while it may be tempting to make flippant jokes
about the delicious irony of an obnoxious, abusive, bigoted, detestable
windbag getting cancer right down deep in the place where he gives birth
to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.� Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten cancer
in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?� Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of cancer
and I wish he had stage ten.� Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if it’s
possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I mean
literally in support of the actual cancer cells.� That’s over the line,
folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no way
do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger at the
cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I could have
the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto
his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking long swigs from
a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

My brother died of lung cancer a little while back.

Your comments are sick. But that's nothing new for you. Which is
worse, do you think, lung cancer or
a mental disability. Your lack of concern for either is quite telling.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!



Harry will claim the comments aren't his.Â* He'll claim
they were written by someone else and he just re-posted
them here.

In other words, he's now using a proxy to cover his ass.


We found out he was a coward and a liar when he was outed for being a
draft dodger.

--
R.I.P. Fat Harry

On 2/5/20 9:34 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:
On 2/5/2020 7:24 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.Â* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it
would get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a
career of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and
****es all over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and
then sopping up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it
into the gaping ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased
listeners, it’s important to remember that even our worst enemies
deserve to be treated with compassion. So while it may be tempting to
make flippant jokes about the delicious irony of an obnoxious,
abusive, bigoted, detestable windbag getting cancer right down deep in
the place where he gives birth to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.� Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten
cancer in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?� Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of
cancer and I wish he had stage ten.� Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if
it’s possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I
mean literally in support of the actual cancer cells.� That’s over the
line, folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no
way do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger
at the cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I
could have the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful
of dirt onto his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking
long swigs from a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

IÂ* hope you aren't as hateful as your buddy thinks you are.


Limbaugh is a pig. Just another transplant to the south, like you. Let's
be real here. Southerners, even transplanted ones, usually don't trust
slick-talking cats from New York City like Trump, but once you boys saw
the way he makes googly eyes at his daughter Ivanka, you knew you could
trust him.

On 2/5/20 9:40 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:
On 2/5/2020 9:04 AM, Adorable Deplorable wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 07:24:06 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.Â* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it would
get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a career
of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and ****es all
over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and then sopping
up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it into the gaping
ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased listeners, it’s
important to remember that even our worst enemies deserve to be treated
with compassion. So while it may be tempting to make flippant jokes
about the delicious irony of an obnoxious, abusive, bigoted, detestable
windbag getting cancer right down deep in the place where he gives birth
to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.� Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten cancer
in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?� Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of cancer
and I wish he had stage ten.� Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if it’s
possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I mean
literally in support of the actual cancer cells.� That’s over the line,
folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no way
do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger at the
cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I could have
the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto
his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking long swigs from
a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

My brother died of lung cancer a little while back.

Your comments are sick. But that's nothing new for you. Which is
worse, do you think, lung cancer or
a mental disability. Your lack of concern for either is quite telling.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!

Fat Harry has love for no one but himself. Not even his son. He probably
thinks of the Dr. Dr. as just another piece of ass same as those
Latina's he drools over.


Actually, as I stated, the comments came to me in an email from a friend
who swiped them from somewhere or someone. Considering the hate Limbaugh
has spewed over the decades, I feel no more compassion for his eventual
fate than I would or would have had for fellow hatemongers like Hitler,
Amin, Trump, Fidel, et cetera. I don't wish external violence on any
political leaders with whom I disagree because of the disruption it
could cause, but it wouldn't bother me if a certain fella choked on a
bone from one of the KFC meals he so adores.

As far as my ex wife goes, I haven't had anything to do with her for
close to 30 years. I haven't see her, I haven't talked to her, but I do
recall responding to a couple of emails, two, maybe three, she sent me
over the years. When I was paying child support, I arranged to pay it
through the State of Virginia so that I wouldn't have to deal with her.
When I filed for divorce from her, she failed to appear at the two
preliminary hearings and at the final full courtroom hearing when the
judge, after seeing evidence she had been properly served with the
various papers, issued a decree.

Oh...the last time I physically saw her, I was sitting on the front
steps of a friend's townhouse and chatting with another friend, a guy,
when he went to get something out of his car in the parking lot and she
tried to run him over with her car.

Beyond this, I really have nothing to say about her.

On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 10:45:54 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 9:40 AM, Justan Ohlphart wrote:
On 2/5/2020 9:04 AM, Adorable Deplorable wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 07:24:06 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it would
get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a career
of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and ****es all
over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and then sopping
up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it into the gaping
ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased listeners, it’s
important to remember that even our worst enemies deserve to be treated
with compassion. So while it may be tempting to make flippant jokes
about the delicious irony of an obnoxious, abusive, bigoted, detestable
windbag getting cancer right down deep in the place where he gives birth
to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.” Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten cancer
in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?” Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of cancer
and I wish he had stage ten.” Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if it’s
possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I mean
literally in support of the actual cancer cells.” That’s over the line,
folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no way
do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger at the
cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I could have
the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto
his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking long swigs from
a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

My brother died of lung cancer a little while back.

Your comments are sick. But that's nothing new for you. Which is
worse, do you think, lung cancer or
a mental disability. Your lack of concern for either is quite telling.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!

Fat Harry has love for no one but himself. Not even his son. He probably
thinks of the Dr. Dr. as just another piece of ass same as those
Latina's he drools over.


Actually, as I stated, the comments came to me in an email from a friend
who swiped them from somewhere or someone. Considering the hate Limbaugh
has spewed over the decades, I feel no more compassion for his eventual
fate than I would or would have had for fellow hatemongers like Hitler,
Amin, Trump, Fidel, et cetera. I don't wish external violence on any
political leaders with whom I disagree because of the disruption it
could cause, but it wouldn't bother me if a certain fella choked on a
bone from one of the KFC meals he so adores.

As far as my ex wife goes, I haven't had anything to do with her for
close to 30 years. I haven't see her, I haven't talked to her, but I do
recall responding to a couple of emails, two, maybe three, she sent me
over the years. When I was paying child support, I arranged to pay it
through the State of Virginia so that I wouldn't have to deal with her.
When I filed for divorce from her, she failed to appear at the two
preliminary hearings and at the final full courtroom hearing when the
judge, after seeing evidence she had been properly served with the
various papers, issued a decree.

Oh...the last time I physically saw her, I was sitting on the front
steps of a friend's townhouse and chatting with another friend, a guy,
when he went to get something out of his car in the parking lot and she
tried to run him over with her car.

Beyond this, I really have nothing to say about her.

I suppose I could send this to her and ask her if it's true, but we know you, Krause.

No mention of your son here, eh Fat Boy?
--

Freedom Isn't Free!

On 2/5/20 9:22 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 9:04 AM, Adorable Deplorable wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 07:24:06 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.Â* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it would
get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a career
of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and ****es all
over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and then sopping
up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it into the gaping
ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased listeners, it’s
important to remember that even our worst enemies deserve to be treated
with compassion. So while it may be tempting to make flippant jokes
about the delicious irony of an obnoxious, abusive, bigoted, detestable
windbag getting cancer right down deep in the place where he gives birth
to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.� Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten cancer
in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?� Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of cancer
and I wish he had stage ten.� Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if it’s
possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I mean
literally in support of the actual cancer cells.� That’s over the line,
folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no way
do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger at the
cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I could have
the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto
his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking long swigs from
a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

My brother died of lung cancer a little while back.

Your comments are sick. But that's nothing new for you. Which is
worse, do you think, lung cancer or
a mental disability. Your lack of concern for either is quite telling.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!



Harry will claim the comments aren't his.Â* He'll claim
they were written by someone else and he just re-posted
them here.

In other words, he's now using a proxy to cover his ass.


I already stated the comments came to me in an email. Try reading for
content. As far as Limbaugh goes, I'm not concerned about his latest
illness or whether or not he survives it. He's a horrible person, a
buddy of the POTUS, who is also a horrible person.

On 2/5/2020 11:48 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/5/20 9:22 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 9:04 AM, Adorable Deplorable wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 07:24:06 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.Â* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it would
get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a
career
of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and ****es
all
over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and then sopping
up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it into the gaping
ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased listeners, it’s
important to remember that even our worst enemies deserve to be treated
with compassion. So while it may be tempting to make flippant jokes
about the delicious irony of an obnoxious, abusive, bigoted, detestable
windbag getting cancer right down deep in the place where he gives
birth
to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.� Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten
cancer
in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?� Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of cancer
and I wish he had stage ten.� Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if it’s
possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I mean
literally in support of the actual cancer cells.� That’s over the line,
folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no
way
do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger at
the
cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I could have
the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto
his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking long swigs from
a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

My brother died of lung cancer a little while back.

Your comments are sick. But that's nothing new for you. Which is
worse, do you think, lung cancer or
a mental disability. Your lack of concern for either is quite telling.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!



Harry will claim the comments aren't his.Â* He'll claim
they were written by someone else and he just re-posted
them here.

In other words, he's now using a proxy to cover his ass.


I already stated the comments came to me in an email. Try reading for
content. As far as Limbaugh goes, I'm not concerned about his latest
illness or whether or not he survives it. He's a horrible person, a
buddy of the POTUS, who is also a horrible person.



I *did* read your post and understood you were passing on comments
made by someone else. Ergo, my comment.

On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 09:22:50 -0500, "Mr. Luddite"
wrote:

On 2/5/2020 9:04 AM, Adorable Deplorable wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 07:24:06 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:

On 2/5/20 7:10 AM, Mr. Luddite wrote:
On 2/5/2020 6:22 AM, Keyser Soze wrote:
Mr. Luddite wrote:

Well, I'll give the Democrats some understanding and compassion.

They've all had a very bad week.Â* :-)




Didn’t watch any of it.



Of course not.Â* I understand.

I understand POTUS Pig Vomit cheapened the nation's highest civilian
award by awarding it to Sack'O'**** Limbaugh, so a tear came to my eye
when I read this from a buddy who saw it somewhere and thought it would
get the appropriate response from me:

"I’d like to take a moment to apologize to Rush Limbaugh as he
transitions from living being to bloated, rotting corpse.

The truth is, cancer isn’t funny, and lung cancer is a particularly
nasty way to go. Although Limbaugh, like Donald Trump, has made a career
of twisting and torturing truth until it weeps and bleeds and ****es all
over the floor of the dank basement that is his soul, and then sopping
up this wet filth with a brown dishrag and wringing it into the gaping
ear holes of his very intelligent, totally unbiased listeners, it’s
important to remember that even our worst enemies deserve to be treated
with compassion. So while it may be tempting to make flippant jokes
about the delicious irony of an obnoxious, abusive, bigoted, detestable
windbag getting cancer right down deep in the place where he gives birth
to his lies, please, have some respect.

So don’t say things like, “I wish that sentient sack of pig vomit had
three lungs so he could get 33 percent more cancer.� Sorry, not funny.

Refrain from comments such as “Why oh why couldn’t he have gotten cancer
in a part of his body he doesn’t use, like his heart?� Not cool.

I don’t want to hear stuff like “I wish there were ten stages of cancer
and I wish he had stage ten.� Uncalled for.

Under no circumstances should anyone post things like “I wonder if it’s
possible to sponsor a community walk in support of lung cancer? I mean
literally in support of the actual cancer cells.� That’s over the line,
folks.

As we all know, a cancer diagnosis completely absolves a man of a
lifetime of viciousness and immorality. So I want to be clear: In no way
do I wish I could drop everything and take a job as a gravedigger at the
cemetery that will soon hold his decaying remains just so I could have
the opportunity to be the man to throw the last shovelful of dirt onto
his cold grave and then dance on top of it while taking long swigs from
a bottle of Blanton’s and cackling with glee until dawn.

I apologize to anyone I offended."

Ouch.

My brother died of lung cancer a little while back.

Your comments are sick. But that's nothing new for you. Which is worse, do you think, lung cancer or
a mental disability. Your lack of concern for either is quite telling.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!



Harry will claim the comments aren't his. He'll claim
they were written by someone else and he just re-posted
them here.

In other words, he's now using a proxy to cover his ass.


It was clear Harry didn't write this. It was too professional. "Pig
vomit" is more his style. (stolen from Howard Stern)

On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 10:28:37 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:


Limbaugh is a pig. Just another transplant to the south,

If you think Missouri is the south.

On 2/5/20 12:26 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 10:28:37 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:


Limbaugh is a pig. Just another transplant to the south,

If you think Missouri is the south.


Limbaugh still lives in Florida, right? That would make him a transplant
to the south.

Rural Missouri was pretty "southern" when I lived there...racist,
rednecky, backwards, et cetera. Haven't been there, except to a meeting
or two in St. Louis in years.

On 2/5/2020 12:30 PM, Keyser Soze wrote:
On 2/5/20 12:26 PM, wrote:
On Wed, 5 Feb 2020 10:28:37 -0500, Keyser Soze wrote:


Limbaugh is a pig. Just another transplant to the south,

If you think Missouri is the south.


Limbaugh still lives in Florida, right? That would make him a transplant
to the south.

Rural Missouri was pretty "southern" when I lived there...racist,
rednecky, backwards, et cetera. Haven't been there, except to a meeting
or two in St. Louis in years.


Of course you only make disparaging comments like this remotely from the
safety of your room, alarm systems, guns and the computer or whatever
you use to post.

Would you say the same face to face to a native "rural Missouri" resident?

Didn't think so.