A Russian Jew, was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel.



At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, "What
is this?"

The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked :
Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and
created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me
as a memory of our dear hero."

The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.



At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend, "What is
this?"

He replied, "What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, 'Who is
this?' This is Lenin, the ******* who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take
this statue with me so I can curse him every day."

The Israeli customs officer said, "I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go"



Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his
immigration, he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.

One of his friends asked, "Who is this?"

He replied, "My dear friend, 'Who is this' is a wrong question. You should have
asked, What is this?

This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without
paying any customs duty and tax."



MORAL



Politics is when you can tell the same **** in different ways to fool a
different audience, to allow you to look good in every way.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!

John wrote:
A Russian Jew, was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel.



At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, "What
is this?"

The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked :
Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and
created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me
as a memory of our dear hero."

The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.



At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend, "What is
this?"

He replied, "What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, 'Who is
this?' This is Lenin, the ******* who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take
this statue with me so I can curse him every day."

The Israeli customs officer said, "I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go"



Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his
immigration, he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.

One of his friends asked, "Who is this?"

He replied, "My dear friend, 'Who is this' is a wrong question. You should have
asked, What is this?

This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without
paying any customs duty and tax."



MORAL



Politics is when you can tell the same **** in different ways to fool a
different audience, to allow you to look good in every way.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!

I didn't see that coming.Â* Nice!

On Friday, November 27, 2020 at 7:11:40 AM UTC-6, John H wrote:
A Russian Jew, was finally allowed to emigrate to Israel.



At Moscow airport, customs found a Lenin statue in his baggage and asked, "What
is this?"

The man replied, "What is this? Wrong question comrade. You should have asked :
Who is he? This is Comrade Lenin. He laid the foundations of socialism and
created the future and prosperity of the Russian people. I am taking it with me
as a memory of our dear hero."

The Russian customs officer let him go without further inspection.



At Tel Aviv airport, the Israeli customs officer also asked our friend, "What is
this?"

He replied, "What is this? Wrong question, Sir. You should be asking, 'Who is
this?' This is Lenin, the ******* who caused me, a Jew, to leave Russia. I take
this statue with me so I can curse him every day."

The Israeli customs officer said, "I apologize, Sir, you are cleared to go"



Settling into his new house, he put the statue on a table. To celebrate his
immigration, he invited his friends and relatives to dinner.

One of his friends asked, "Who is this?"

He replied, "My dear friend, 'Who is this' is a wrong question. You should have
asked, What is this?

This is ten kilograms of solid gold that I managed to bring with me without
paying any customs duty and tax."



MORAL



Politics is when you can tell the same **** in different ways to fool a
different audience, to allow you to look good in every way.
--

Freedom Isn't Free!

This year we ask: were there any sanctions he had to bypass to succeed

the sanctions are damn wimpy enough sounding but Trump barely enforced them anyway

mk5000

My initial reaction when I heard about this book: Well, I don’t know a lot about poetry, but that sounds like a bad idea. Russell Brand’s take on reading the comment that “Ian Huntley’s voodoo dolls should be taken away and burnt!� specifically sprang to mind for some reason.--lori commenting on The Beautiful Poetry of Donald Trump
by Rob Sears