A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died."

"But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient.

"Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleague
who's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to be
much more reliable than yours."

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A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours."

Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk.
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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote:
Bill Wrote in message:r
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours."

Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk.
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Sounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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Carefully...your Exaulted Ruler, The John, puts a lot of stock in Consumer Reports advice.

On Friday, January 22, 2021 at 9:13:06 AM UTC-5, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
Reports to make important decisions for me either.

He asked a salesman, who is motivated solely by money, what tires to put on his car. The answer is the one that makes the salesman the most money. Duh.

On Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:40:17 -0800 (PST), True North
wrote:

On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
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On 1/22/21 8:39 AM, True North wrote:
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote:
Bill Wrote in message:r
A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours."

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Sounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.


Justan probably should not use words of more than one syllable and four
letters.

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On 1/22/21 8:39 AM, True North wrote: On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazonaws.com/usenet/index.html Sounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine. Justan probably should not use words of more than one syllable and four letters.-- Bozo Binned: Herring, Bert Robbins, JackGoff 452471atgmail.com,Just-AN-Asshole, Tim, AMDX, and Gunboy Alex, aka the Gang of Dull,Witless, Insult-Tossing Trumpsters. If you are on this list, I don't seemost of your posts and I don't read any of them.

I COULD DO THAT AND STILL TRIP YOU UP. SNERK. :-)
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On Fri, 22 Jan 2021 06:40:17 -0800 (PST), True North
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On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 10:13:06 UTC-4, justan wrote:
True North Wrote in message:r
On Friday, 22 January 2021 at 08:08:36 UTC-4, justan wrote: Bill Wrote in message:r A psychiatrist met an old patient and exclaimed, "I heard you died.""But you see I'm alive," smiled the ex-patient."Impossible," said the psychiatrist. "I was told you'd died by a colleaguewho's had 22 peer-reviewed papers published, so his opinion's bound to bemuch more reliable than yours." Ah. Don't leave home without your Psychobabylists aproval. Snerk. -- ----Android NewsGroup Reader---- https://piaohong.s3-us-west-2.amazon...dex.htmlSounds like y'all have had a lot of experience with those "psychobabylists", Justine.

Nah. And I don't rely on Dr Phil, car salesmen, and Consumer
Reports to make important decisions for me either.
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