This just in!
 

Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of
Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy
Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective
spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the
peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

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"Only the dead have seen the end of war" Plato

Is this on the level?

If so,
Who in blazes authorized that?

Loch Ness is enormous and full of peat.
It would take a *huge* explosion to kill all the marine life
in the loch.

Typical thought for the modern age: If you can't verify it, control it,
or explain it.......kill it.

On Fri, 25 Feb 2005 00:03:39 GMT, "bomar" wrote:


Last week, Japanese scientists placed explosive detonators at the bottom of
Lake Lochness to blow Nessy out of the water. Sir Godfrey of the Nessy
Alliance summoned the help of Scotland’s local wizards to cast a protective
spell over the lake and its local residents and all those who seek for the
peaceful existence of our underwater ally.

I was the Senior Coordinater on the search, which has been televised
on the Discovery Channel.