You're the top! You're a press room sex toy!
You're the top! You're the White House rent boy
You're a right-wing shill! A bottom's thrill ... A plant!
You were Scottie's foil ... A West Wing spoil
A sycophant!
You're the spin on a George Bush gaffe
You're the frost on Dick Cheney's laugh
I am just amazed that they'd find ways to stop
Such a juicy front-page story! You're the top!
You're the top! You're a D.C. hooker!
You're the top ... On a pressure cooker!
You're a Novak tip that made folks hip to Plame!
You're a right-wing hack who turned Daschle back
Into What's-His-Name?!
You're the top! Whose website's revealing!
You're the top! That they hope ain't squealing!
The secret's out, other shoe's about to drop!
Tell us, Bulldog: Who's your bottom? You're the top!