A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:31:52 GMT, "Jim," wrote:

A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees an
object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an IRS
auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no matter
where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."

That's the point Conservatives have been trying to make for years! Thanks,
Jimcomma.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

HaKrause wrote:
John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:31:52 GMT, "Jim," wrote:


A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees
an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."



That's the point Conservatives have been trying to make for years!
Thanks,
Jimcomma.



This from Herring, who spent 25 years on the government's dole?
only 25 ?? wow .. I've got him beat already .. And I'm still employed.
notice that I didn't say 'still working'


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Harpers Ferry, WV

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On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:55:22 -0500, "Glenn S."
wrote:

HaKrause wrote:
John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:31:52 GMT, "Jim," wrote:


A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees
an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."



That's the point Conservatives have been trying to make for years!
Thanks,
Jimcomma.



This from Herring, who spent 25 years on the government's dole?
only 25 ?? wow .. I've got him beat already .. And I'm still employed.
notice that I didn't say 'still working'

Harry following me around again?

He's wrong, as usual. I spent almost 29 years in the Army, another 10 in the
public school system, and the past few drawing checks from both.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

JohnH,

Harry is infatuated with you.


"John H" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:55:22 -0500, "Glenn S."

wrote:

HaKrause wrote:
John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:31:52 GMT, "Jim," wrote:


A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees
an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."



That's the point Conservatives have been trying to make for years!
Thanks,
Jimcomma.



This from Herring, who spent 25 years on the government's dole?
only 25 ?? wow .. I've got him beat already .. And I'm still employed.
notice that I didn't say 'still working'

Harry following me around again?

He's wrong, as usual. I spent almost 29 years in the Army, another 10 in
the
public school system, and the past few drawing checks from both.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 17:42:51 -0500, "N S Sherlock" no****sherlock.com wrote:

JohnH,

Harry is infatuated with you.


"John H" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:55:22 -0500, "Glenn S."

wrote:

HaKrause wrote:
John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:31:52 GMT, "Jim," wrote:


A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees
an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."



That's the point Conservatives have been trying to make for years!
Thanks,
Jimcomma.



This from Herring, who spent 25 years on the government's dole?
only 25 ?? wow .. I've got him beat already .. And I'm still employed.
notice that I didn't say 'still working'

Harry following me around again?

He's wrong, as usual. I spent almost 29 years in the Army, another 10 in
the
public school system, and the past few drawing checks from both.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."


Well, my wife says I have a cute ass. What can I say?
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Indeed. Pretty soon John can expect his address to be posted here along
with personal threats to him and his wife.

I wonder if Harry Krause has obtained a picture of his house yet? If not,
that will also be soon to come. He claims to have obtained a picture of my
house.

If you recall he also posted a threat against George W. Bush. I sent his
email to the FBI and that action resulted in Harry Krause stalking and
threatening me and my wife.

Harry Krause is a very sick man.


"N S Sherlock" no****sherlock.com wrote in message
...
JohnH,

Harry is infatuated with you.


"John H" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 31 Mar 2005 16:55:22 -0500, "Glenn S."

wrote:

HaKrause wrote:
John H wrote:

On Wed, 30 Mar 2005 01:31:52 GMT, "Jim," wrote:


A modern day cowboy has spent many days crossing the desert without
water.

His horse has already died of thirst. He's crawling through the sand,
certain that he has breathed his last, when all of a sudden, he sees
an object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawls to the object, pulls it out of the sand, and discovers what
looks to be an old brief case. He opens it and out pops a genie. But
this is no ordinary genie.

She is wearing an Internal Revenue Service ID badge and a dull gray
dress. There's a calculator in her pocketbook She has a pencil
tucked behind one ear.

"Well, cowboy," says the genie, "You know how I work. You have three
wishes."

"I'm not falling for this." Says the man. "I'm not going to trust an
IRS auditor genie."

"What do you have to lose? You've got no transportation, and it looks
like you're a goner anyway!"

The man thinks about this for a minute, and decides that the genie is
right. "OK, I wish I were in a lush oasis with plenty of food and
drink."

***POOF***

The cowboy finds himself in the most beautiful oasis he has ever
seen. And he is surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of
delicacies.

"OK, cowpoke, what's your second wish."

"My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams."

***POOF***

The man finds himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare
gold coins and precious gems.

"OK, cowpuncher, you have just one more wish. Better make it a good
one!"

After thinking for a few minutes, the man says, "I wish that no
matter where I go, beautiful women will want and need me."

***POOF***

He turns the cowboy into a tampon.

The moral of the story:

"If the government offers you anything, there's going to be a string
attached."



That's the point Conservatives have been trying to make for years!
Thanks,
Jimcomma.



This from Herring, who spent 25 years on the government's dole?
only 25 ?? wow .. I've got him beat already .. And I'm still employed.
notice that I didn't say 'still working'

Harry following me around again?

He's wrong, as usual. I spent almost 29 years in the Army, another 10 in
the
public school system, and the past few drawing checks from both.
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."