On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 18:07:52 -0400 (EDT), "MadDogDave"
wrote:

Our Great President is on Vacation Again, So Every Thing Must Be All Right!


It is mourning in America, and George W. is on vacation! That says it all!

Certainly I would hate to be a LIEberal Democrap Socialist Moran these
days, with the economy going up in flames like a house afire and things
going so well in Iraq, except for the fighting and the killing and the
wounding.

In fact, things are going so well that George W. has gone on vacation to
rest up and rehearse for his visit to the 9/11 commission with Our Great
Vice President Dick Cheney, where they will appear together behind
closed doors and not under oath and will censor the final report. And
that is because he has nothing to hide as we saw from Concertina Rice's
testimony.

Any idiots who think Hitlery is the smartest woman in Washington has
just gotten serious proof that Hitlery has a long way to go to get to
the level of intelligence of Concertina Rice. Would Hitlery of read a
report that was titled "Bin Laden Determined to Attack Inside the United
States" and said that it was "historical information based on old
reporting" and done nothing at all? I do not think so, and neither do you.

George W. only had 223 days before we were attacked, and during that
time he was busy telling the country how the Klintoon kool-aid drinkers
trashed the White House. Plus he had to apologize to the Chinese people
for them knocking down our spy plane, and hide all the things he was
doing for Enron, and fight to give rich people the tax cuts they
desperately needed. So he had no time to do anything about terrorism,
which was his number one priority.

And Slick Willie did not do anything but swat flies, which Concertina
said, "We decided immediately to continue pursuing the Clinton
Administration's covert action authorities and other efforts to fight
the network." So they did not, and the result was eight months of peace
and quiet, during which Our Great President was able to take the entire
month of August off.

You see, George W. was tired of swatting flies, although he did not swat
any. So instead he let flies just flit everywhere, like the dumpster
behind the fish market on a hot day, and then came up with a bold plan
to attack Iraq, which you cannot prove he ever claimed had anything to
do with September 11. And was it not a good joke about how there were no
weapons of mass distraction even though George W. looked under desks? We
Republicans still get a laugh out of that.

Speaking of Iraq, as Concertina Rice said, we "have to depend on
intelligence agencies to tell you what is relevant." Fortunately, we
have Our Great President, who knows that "relevant" does not mean
"something to listen to." After all, if he had listened to intelligence
agencies, he would not of been able to say that there was an imminent
threat from Iraq, which you cannot prove he ever said either. And he
would not be able to say the current trouble is all the fault of Al
Sadder instead of a broad-based uprising if he listened to intelligence
agencies. But no one has eve accused George W. of intelligence I am
proud to say. Instead he is Our Great War President, showing the Iraqi
people the meaning of democracy and freedom by saying "Bring them on."

And yes, they do seem to be bringing them on, but that just shows that
the people we are fighting think George W. is a great leader worth
listening to. And yes, they are Iraqis but they are anti-Iraqi, unlike
our American soldiers and contractors who are pro-Iraqi. Get that straight!

But it would be premature to say that this is the end of the end of
major combat operations or that the Mission Accomplished" sign that the
Navy is to blame for was wrong. And once we get this guy Al Sadder we
will be safe, the way we were when we got Sodom Husane and the before
that when we got Oosy and Goosey, or whoever the hell the Sodom sons were.

So yes, we blew up a mosk, which is against the Geneva Convention, but
this is no time for George W. to act civilized even if he was. These
animals will never learn that savage violence does not solve anything
unless we give it to them. After all, you do not hear any more threats
from the tyrants of Grenada after me and Our Greatest President Ever
Ronald Reagan taught them that lesson.

And so who cares if more soldiers have to go to Iraq to fight for
nothing, or our soldiers have to stay there longer than expected again,
as long as Our Great President can be Our Great War President. Support
the troops by not asking questions about why they have to pay for their
own body armor, or why the troops captured and tortured should not get
the money they won in court, or what Halliburton gets out of it all.

A-Men.

You are so cool! You should send this to Kerry so he could use it as a speech.
He'd surely get elected.

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

"MadDogDave" wrote in message
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Our Great President is on Vacation Again,



useless crap snipped

As most folks with any common sense know, a *vacation* while serving as
POTUS is most likely akin to putting in a 40 hour week for most of us.

On Sat, 10 Apr 2004 18:57:20 -0400, "jim--" wrote:


"MadDogDave" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.b582916ee5cbb80d118b789f1748f59b@10 81634872.nulluser.com...
Our Great President is on Vacation Again,



useless crap snipped

As most folks with any common sense know, a *vacation* while serving as
POTUS is most likely akin to putting in a 40 hour week for most of us.

Key words - "common sense"

John H

On the 'Poco Loco' out of Deale, MD
on the beautiful Chesapeake Bay!

jim-- wrote:
"MadDogDave" wrote in message
news:c3dhc2g=.b582916ee5cbb80d118b789f1748f59b@108 1634872.nulluser.com...

Our Great President is on Vacation Again,



useless crap snipped

As most folks with any common sense know, a *vacation* while serving as
POTUS is most likely akin to putting in a 40 hour week for most of us.



Well, that might be true for a real president, but we have Presidunce
Bush, who doesn't do much thinking or work while he is in the White House.

Perhaps Bush's good friend the Saudi prince will visit him again down on
the ranch, eh?

In article c3dhc2g=.b582916ee5cbb80d118b789f1748f59b@
1081634872.nulluser.com,
says...
Our Great President is on Vacation Again, So Every Thing Must Be All Right!

After scores of brilliant spoofs, a couple of RW synapses finally made a
connection.

Congrats MDD, for brilliant deception in the face of adversity. If you
admired him a little more, Karl Rove may have a gig for you.

jps