In my email today:
"Chart-topping ringtones. First one free. Mariah, Cassidy, 50,+ More."

Are there "charts" for ringtone rankings, as Billboard does with music? If
not, are there actually fools who think there is? And, who the fuque needs
Mariah on their phone every time it rings??? I think it's time for a new
federal law which would require the police to completely ignore normal
citizens who are found escorting ringtone purchasers onto boats with cinder
blocks chained to their ankles. The cops would be required to simply verify
that the offending cell phone belongs to the dummy who's about to become
fishing structure, and then look the other way. "That's that....", as the
guy said in the movie "Goodfellas", after putting a bullet in Joe Pesci's
head.

It's a friggin' phone, not a jukebox!

Now....who'll sign the petition to whatever president is elected next time
around?

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
In my email today:
"Chart-topping ringtones. First one free. Mariah, Cassidy, 50,+ More."

Are there "charts" for ringtone rankings, as Billboard does with music?
If not, are there actually fools who think there is? And, who the fuque
needs Mariah on their phone every time it rings??? I think it's time for
a new federal law which would require the police to completely ignore
normal citizens who are found escorting ringtone purchasers onto boats
with cinder blocks chained to their ankles. The cops would be required to
simply verify that the offending cell phone belongs to the dummy who's
about to become fishing structure, and then look the other way. "That's
that....", as the guy said in the movie "Goodfellas", after putting a
bullet in Joe Pesci's head.

It's a friggin' phone, not a jukebox!

Now....who'll sign the petition to whatever president is elected next
time around?


The answer to your first question is yes, there is such a ranking. I've
seen mention of it on several different e-pubs about the cellphone biz.

Your last question would require a POTUS who could read such a petition.

That's why I said "next time around". I assume Bush has the theme song from
the PBS show with the pink-purple dinosaur, and would never part with it.

Doug Kanter wrote:
In my email today:
"Chart-topping ringtones. First one free. Mariah, Cassidy, 50,+ More."

Are there "charts" for ringtone rankings, as Billboard does with music? If
not, are there actually fools who think there is? And, who the fuque needs
Mariah on their phone every time it rings???

There certainly are times and places where having a cell phone ring is
inappropriate. That's much more annoying... and possibly dangerous...
than having dumbo-pop music phone rings.

I have my phone set ot play different music for some different callers.
My father, for example, gets the 1812 Overture.


I think it's time for a new
federal law which would require the police to completely ignore normal
citizens who are found escorting ringtone purchasers onto boats with cinder
blocks chained to their ankles. The cops would be required to simply verify
that the offending cell phone belongs to the dummy who's about to become
fishing structure, and then look the other way. "That's that....", as the
guy said in the movie "Goodfellas", after putting a bullet in Joe Pesci's
head.

Agreed, but how about people who's cell phone rings (and they carry on a
conversation) in a movie theater? Or an important safety briefing?

DSK

"Shortwave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Fri, 09 Sep 2005 09:39:22 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
wrote:

In my email today:
"Chart-topping ringtones. First one free. Mariah, Cassidy, 50,+ More."

Are there "charts" for ringtone rankings, as Billboard does with music?

Yes there is.

That's ridiculous.


If not, are there actually fools who think there is?

No because it actually exists.

Still ridiculous.


And, who the fuque needs Mariah on their phone every time it rings???

Apparently, there are a lot of people who do and who the hell are you
to say what they can and can't like?

Not very liberal of you Doug. :)

Don't call ME a liberal! I'll shoot your ancient ass!


I think it's time for a new federal law which would require the police to
completely ignore normal citizens who are found escorting ringtone
purchasers
onto boats with cinder blocks chained to their ankles.

So you aren't an equal opportunity ringtone rights advocate? I knew
you were a knee jerk conservative under all the leftie moonbat
camouflage.

Pass the ammo.....



The cops would be required to simply verify that the offending cell phone
belongs
to the dummy who's about to become fishing structure, and then look the
other
way. "That's that....", as the guy said in the movie "Goodfellas", after
putting
a bullet in Joe Pesci's head.

Tsk - tsk - advocating violence - what proof do you offer that any
particular cell phone user has Weapons of Mass Ringtones? I mean,
what are you going to do - invade Verizon?

Verizon is an agent of satan.


It's a friggin' phone, not a jukebox!

Ummmm - not anymore. Movies on demand, music on demand and Apple just
introduced a partnership with Cingular to put an iPOD into a Motorola
cell phone.

It's not your momma's cell phone anymore.

Wrong wrong wrong.



Now....who'll sign the petition to whatever president is elected next time
around?

This is a function of local government, not FEMA.

The feds say you can transport your own legal firearms across state lines if
you meet certain conditions, so I'm sure they can establish a law as I've
specified. Now, go to your room. Everything you've said is wrong and evil.
No donuts for you.