It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a
modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at
the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the
coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at
the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 17:15:13 -0400, "*JimH*" wrote:

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a
modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at
the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the
coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at
the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."


ROFLMAO! Racist, but very cute!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

"PocoLoco" wrote in message
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On Wed, 14 Sep 2005 17:15:13 -0400, "*JimH*" wrote:

It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new
Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in
a
modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at
the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went
to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the
coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist
at
the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to
be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is
going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."


ROFLMAO! Racist, but very cute!
--
John H

"All decisions are the result of binary thinking."

Touché ! ;-)

*JimH* wrote:
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a
modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at
the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the
coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at
the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."


Hmmmm... is the term 'Indians' a proper description for native people?
Seems to me I heard different.

Harry,
Since JimH has you filtered why do you respond to all of his posts?


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Don White wrote:
*JimH* wrote:
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new
Chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a
Chief in a modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When
he looked at the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be
like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter
was indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should
collect firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went
to the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is
the coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist
at the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it
still look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to
be a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect
every scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is
going to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like
crazy."

Hmmmm... is the term 'Indians' a proper description for native people?
Seems to me I heard different.



It's Hertvik, in his new, racist suit. And there's more insulting to it
than his calling these folk "Indians." Typical, insensitive, right-wing
b.s.



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George W. Bush, our hero!

"It's totally wiped out. ... It's devastating, it's got to be doubly
devastating on the
ground."

"Starbuck's" wrote in message
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Harry,
Since JimH has you filtered why do you respond to all of his posts?




Because Krause is the president of the "Obsessed with JimH" club.

Harry,
I think you finally realized why I respond to your posts, you are the king
of asses.


"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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*JimH* wrote:
"Starbuck's" wrote in message
...
Harry,
Since JimH has you filtered why do you respond to all of his posts?




Because Krause is the president of the "Obsessed with JimH" club.
\


Nah. I just think you and a couple of others here are the reigning horse's
asses of usenet.


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George W. Bush, our hero!

The President asks for comp time because of the hurricane.

*JimH* wrote:
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief in a
modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at
the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should collect
firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the
coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist at
the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

Where in India did this happen?

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*JimH* wrote:
It was October and the Indians on a remote reservation asked their new
Chief
if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he was a Chief
in a
modern society he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked
at
the sky he couldn't tell what the winter was going to be like.

Nevertheless, to be on the safe side he told his tribe that the winter
was
indeed going to be cold and that the members of the village should
collect
firewood to be prepared.

But being a practical leader, after several days he got an idea. He went
to
the phone booth, called the National Weather Service and asked, "Is the
coming winter going to be cold?"

"It looks like this winter is going to be quite cold," the meteorologist
at
the weather service responded.

So the Chief went back to his people and told them to collect even more
firewood in order to be prepared.

A week later he called the National Weather Service again. "Does it still
look like it is going to be a very cold winter?"

"Yes," the man at National Weather Service again replied, "it's going to
be
a very cold winter."

The Chief again went back to his people and ordered them to collect every
scrap of firewood they could find.

Two weeks later the Chief called the National Weather Service again.

"Are you absolutely sure that the winter is going to be very cold?"

"Absolutely," the man replied. "It's looking more and more like it is
going
to be one of the coldest winters ever."

"How can you be so sure?" the Chief asked.

The weatherman replied, "The Indians are collecting firewood like crazy."

Where in India did this happen?


Near where Columbus landed.