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Gorf October 20th 05 07:59 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...

Got mail from the military today, asking me to rejoin the reserve.

I should reply with the names and addresses of the right-wing warmongers
here...they're the ones that should be re-upping.




A while back I got a phone call asking to take a survey about the war. They
asked some general questions then zoomed in on if I had any teenagers, when
I said that I did, the line changed to "Would I talk to them about about the
military", Yup recruiters. They then got real specific about "would you
encourage your child to enlist?" When I replied that the only way I would
encouage my kids, was IF GWB's twins enlisted FIRST !!!!
They hung up on me.........



DSK October 20th 05 08:13 PM

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Gorf wrote:
A while back I got a phone call asking to take a survey about the war. They
asked some general questions then zoomed in on if I had any teenagers, when
I said that I did, the line changed to "Would I talk to them about about the
military", Yup recruiters.


Now that's scary. I heard on the news the other day that the U.S. Army
is spending $50 millions + to acquire & maintain a database of
'recruitable' high school & college kids.

If a draft is enacted, I hope they take Republican kids first.

DSK


PocoLoco October 20th 05 08:29 PM

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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 14:13:25 -0400, DSK wrote:

Gorf wrote:
A while back I got a phone call asking to take a survey about the war. They
asked some general questions then zoomed in on if I had any teenagers, when
I said that I did, the line changed to "Would I talk to them about about the
military", Yup recruiters.


Now that's scary. I heard on the news the other day that the U.S. Army
is spending $50 millions + to acquire & maintain a database of
'recruitable' high school & college kids.

If a draft is enacted, I hope they take Republican kids first.

DSK


That's quite logical.

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

P Fritz October 20th 05 08:36 PM

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"PocoLoco" wrote in message
...
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 14:13:25 -0400, DSK wrote:

Gorf wrote:
A while back I got a phone call asking to take a survey about the war.

They
asked some general questions then zoomed in on if I had any teenagers,

when
I said that I did, the line changed to "Would I talk to them about

about the
military", Yup recruiters.


Now that's scary. I heard on the news the other day that the U.S. Army
is spending $50 millions + to acquire & maintain a database of
'recruitable' high school & college kids.

If a draft is enacted, I hope they take Republican kids first.

DSK


That's quite logical.


You ever notice it is always the liebrals bashing the military out of one
side of their mouth, and calling for a draft out of the other?


--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan




DSK October 20th 05 09:09 PM

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That's quite logical.


P Fritz wrote:
You ever notice it is always the liebrals bashing the military out of one
side of their mouth, and calling for a draft out of the other?


Hey John H, I bet you save a lot of money, not needing toilet paper with
this guy following you around.

DSK


Gorf October 20th 05 09:33 PM

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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
DSK wrote:
That's quite logical.


P Fritz wrote:
You ever notice it is always the liebrals bashing the military out of

one
side of their mouth, and calling for a draft out of the other?


Hey John H, I bet you save a lot of money, not needing toilet paper with
this guy following you around.

DSK



Fritz, apparently, is too stupid to understand *why* thinking Americans
are calling for a draft, with no exemptions except for serious
disability. It has something to do with making sure the sons and
daughters of the wealthy also are exposed to death the same as the sons
and daughters of the poor. When you thousands of rich kids over in Iraq
driving unarmored gasolines and dying as a result of roadside
explosions, Bush's base will force him to end the war.



When I was facing the draft for the VN war, one of the slogans of the day
was:
"The way to end this war is to draft the rich kids right along with everyone
else, instead letting them get off with cushy Reserve duty"
Yup GWB was one of those rich kids.....



[email protected] October 20th 05 09:56 PM

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DSK wrote:
That's quite logical.



P Fritz wrote:
You ever notice it is always the liebrals bashing the military out of one
side of their mouth, and calling for a draft out of the other?


Hey John H, I bet you save a lot of money, not needing toilet paper with
this guy following you around.

DSK


Yeah, it used to be JimH that Fritz had his nose stuck up. Jim's kinda
sorta quieted down, so Fritz needs someone as annoying as he is, so
he's taken up with John Herring.


PocoLoco October 20th 05 10:00 PM

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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 14:36:12 -0400, "P Fritz"
wrote:


"PocoLoco" wrote in message
.. .
On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 14:13:25 -0400, DSK wrote:

Gorf wrote:
A while back I got a phone call asking to take a survey about the war.

They
asked some general questions then zoomed in on if I had any teenagers,

when
I said that I did, the line changed to "Would I talk to them about

about the
military", Yup recruiters.

Now that's scary. I heard on the news the other day that the U.S. Army
is spending $50 millions + to acquire & maintain a database of
'recruitable' high school & college kids.

If a draft is enacted, I hope they take Republican kids first.

DSK


That's quite logical.


You ever notice it is always the liebrals bashing the military out of one
side of their mouth, and calling for a draft out of the other?


--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan


I *have* noticed that. Of course, if there were a draft, they'd be complaining
about the military a lot more!

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

PocoLoco October 20th 05 10:00 PM

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On Thu, 20 Oct 2005 15:09:33 -0400, DSK wrote:

That's quite logical.



P Fritz wrote:
You ever notice it is always the liebrals bashing the military out of one
side of their mouth, and calling for a draft out of the other?


Hey John H, I bet you save a lot of money, not needing toilet paper with
this guy following you around.

DSK


Go personal - quickly! Most Kevinesque of you, but I can see why.

--
John H

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant:
It's just that they know so much that isn't so."

Ronald Reagan

Don White October 20th 05 10:03 PM

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DSK wrote:
Gorf wrote:

A while back I got a phone call asking to take a survey about the
war. They
asked some general questions then zoomed in on if I had any teenagers,
when
I said that I did, the line changed to "Would I talk to them about
about the
military", Yup recruiters.



Now that's scary. I heard on the news the other day that the U.S. Army
is spending $50 millions + to acquire & maintain a database of
'recruitable' high school & college kids.

If a draft is enacted, I hope they take Republican kids first.

DSK


I wouldn't count on it. It would be a good opportunity for them to
reduce the ranks of more enlightened citizens.


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