[Only the second is relevant to boating.]

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes for making water safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.

Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get inter-continental.

Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.

Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.

Q: What is artificial insemination?
A: When the farmer does it to the bull instead of the cow.

Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.g., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts--- the brainium, the borax
and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax
contains the heart and lungs; the abdominal cavity contains the five
bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.

Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.

Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome.

Q: What does the word "benign" mean?
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight.

Bill Tuthill wrote:
[snip]
Q: Explain one of the processes for making water safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants
like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.


Dude, canoeists only flirt with live sheep.

We leave the dead sheep for the kayakers.


-Richard, His Kanubic Travesty
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