Three little ducks go into a Bar..............................



"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck.

"Huey," was the reply.

"How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great. Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day. What
else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender.

He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too Been in and out of puddles all day
myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

A slug crawls into a tavern, gets up on the bar, and orders a beer. The
bartender says "Get lost. We don't serve slugs". More patrons begin to come
in and sit down at the bar, and the slug's generally getting in the way,
bothering the bartender and leaving a slime trail all over the bar. Finally
the bartender slips a coaster under the slug, takes him outside, and dumps
him in the bushes.

Three months later, the slug reappears on the bar and says, "Hey! What the
hell did you do THAT for???"