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I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....


Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE


So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

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I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...

I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking
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Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)

Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)


Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that
devastated NYC?

For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got
married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it hurt.

........................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.



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"Harry Krause" wrote in message
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Reggie Smithers wrote:
JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora
network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?



The levees held, eh?

Smithers is just being an ass Harry......after I mentioned to John about
highjacking threads he decided to do the same.

"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered.
I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show
you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora
network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking
someone else's thread is not nice.
Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)
Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that
devastated NYC?

Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with
another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move
emergency workers.



For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got
married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it
hurt.

.......................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you
think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to
me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She
presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up
& down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says
"That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!"

Harry Krause wrote:

Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did
not have a major impact on the city?



The levees held, eh?
Good guess, but incorrecto.

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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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Doug Kanter wrote:
"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered.
I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show
you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora
network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking
someone else's thread is not nice.
Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?
Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)
Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that
devastated NYC?

Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with
another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move
emergency workers.


For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got
married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it
hurt.

.......................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you
think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to
me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She
presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up
& down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says
"That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!"


roflmao
very cute.

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That's my story and I am sticking to it.

************************************************** *************

Reggie Smithers wrote:
Doug Kanter wrote:

Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did
not have a major impact on the city?
Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)
Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's
that devastated NYC?

Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined
with another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they
couldn't move emergency workers.


For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I
got married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and
make it hurt.

.......................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do
you think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem
small to me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way
they are". She presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some
toilet paper and rub it up & down between your tits. Over time, it'll
make them bigger". She says "That's nuts. It can't be true". He says
"Why not? It worked on your ass!"

roflmao
very cute.


To keep this on topic:

Gone Fishing

A man calls home to his wife and says, "Honey I have been asked to go
fishing at a big lake up in Canada with my boss and several of his
friends. We'll be gone for a week."

"This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been
wanting," he continued, "So would you please pack me enough clothes for
a week and set out my rod and tackle box. We're leaving from the office
and I will swing by the house to pick my things up. Oh! Please pack my
new blue silk pajamas."

The wife thinks this sounds a little fishy but, being a good wife, she
does exactly what her husband asked.

The following weekend he comes home a little tired but otherwise looking
good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish.

He says, "Yes! Lot's of Walleye, some Bluegill, and a few Pike. But why
didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you to do?"

The wife replies, "I did... they were in your tackle box."

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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...

I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone
else's thread is not nice.


Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

No. Why not?
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'Til next time,

John H

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