On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 21:10:47 GMT, "Doug Kanter"
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"Reggie Smithers" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

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I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered.
I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show
you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell,
all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora
network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
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John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking
someone else's thread is not nice.
Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

Same in Long Island. They actually had to use both plows. :-)
Doug,
Ok, what made this 27" in. different than the 24" in the early 90's that
devastated NYC?

Maybe the knuckleheads realized that a snowstorm like this, combined with
another 9/11-type thing could end the city for good, if they couldn't move
emergency workers.



For some reason this reminds me of an old joke. When my wife and I got
married, on our wedding night she asked me to give her 9" and make it
hurt.

.......................

so I screwed her 3 times and hit her with a brick.

A woman's about to put on her bra, stops, and asks her husband, "Do you
think I should get my breasts enlarged? I mean...they always seem small to
me". Being a smart guy, he says "No, they're fine the way they are". She
presses the issue, and finally he says "Take some toilet paper and rub it up
& down between your tits. Over time, it'll make them bigger". She says
"That's nuts. It can't be true". He says "Why not? It worked on your ass!"


LMAO!

Now, take it to alt.titsandass
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JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
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I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

No. Why not?
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John H

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JohnH,
That is the question, you don't think I was going to give you the answer
right off did you?

PS - it is not because the the levee did not break.

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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:42:09 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
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On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone
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Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?

No. Why not?
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'Til next time,

John H

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JohnH,
That is the question, you don't think I was going to give you the answer
right off did you?

PS - it is not because the the levee did not break.

'Cause the mayor wasn't Nagan?
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John H

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"JohnH" wrote in message
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So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
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John H


I'd answer your question except the resident Barney Fife might be watching.

RCE

On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 19:50:49 -0500, "RCE" wrote:


"JohnH" wrote in message
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So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
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'Til next time,

John H


I'd answer your question except the resident Barney Fife might be watching.

RCE


Go to the Cheney thread.
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"RCE" wrote in message
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"JohnH" wrote in message
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So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
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John H


I'd answer your question except the resident Barney Fife might be
watching.

RCE


I thought that was John's title. :-)

JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 16:42:09 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JohnH wrote:
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 15:59:19 -0500, Reggie Smithers
wrote:

JimH wrote:
"JohnH" wrote in message
...
On Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:07:23 -0500, "RCE" wrote:

wrote in message
oups.com...
I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....

Sure. That's what you told her, huh?

RCE

So, did you buy a new camera yesterday? (Sorry about the change of
subject.)
--
'Til next time,

John H

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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************
Please send Rich an email or start your own thread John. Hijacking someone
else's thread is not nice.


Did you read in the paper why NYC's record breaking 27" of snow did not
have a major impact on the city?
No. Why not?
--
'Til next time,

John H

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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************
JohnH,
That is the question, you don't think I was going to give you the answer
right off did you?

PS - it is not because the the levee did not break.

'Cause the mayor wasn't Nagan?
--
'Til next time,

John H

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Not even close. Guess again

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"Doug Kanter" wrote in message
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JimH wrote:
I am not a big fan of special days the Greeting Card Company's made up,
including Valentines Day and Sweetest Day, but miss Valentines Day and
you
may be in hot water.

My wife and I have been married 24 years (come August) and I do not need
these holidays to show her how much I love her....I try to do it
everyday.
However I did get her a card and some chocolate covered pretzels (her
favorite) and I got a big hug and kiss for doing so.

Time to confess..........did you remember (if so, what did you get her),
forget or just blow it off (and what was her reaction)?

I ordered flowers via teleflora.com and they never got delivered. I'm
****ed this morning. Called them and they were just like "Oh, sorry,
we'll reimburse your credit card". I told them, are you really that
stupid to think that I'm just worried about the money? Damn it, I
wanted those flowers delivered to her work. It just goes to show you,
you can't trust anybody to do a damned thing. I mean, what to hell, all
they do is contact the local florist who is on their Teleflora network
with the information. They take the flowers, and deliver them. You'd
think they could get that right.....


I got burned like that many years ago, and changed my tactics as a result.
I found a florist near my wife's office, walked in, and asked if they had
customers they delivered to regularly. They did, and they said they kept a
file of what each customer liked. I said "Put me in your file, and let's
go pick out some flowers, because I've never seen a predetermined
arrangement that I like. Make like you're walking through a garden with
scissors". After that, all I needed to do was call them. They always did a
great job.

I have all you guys beat.

Got her a Bill Dance signature, Quantum, Spinning rod and reel combo.
James

Speaking of Sinatra ... listen to this guy from Long Island ...

http://www.tomsmithbigband.com/id5.html

RCE

How can I say this nicely.... Tom is a decent singer, and would no doubt wow
the crowd at the lounge in the Holiday Inn in Derby Kansas, but he's not the
successor to the throne. Not by a long shot. He doesn't hold a candle to
Michael Bublé, or for that matter, Bobby Caldwell. His band, however,
appears to be quite good, and really makes the package listenable.

"RG" wrote in message news:qUSIf.12042$MJ.6535@fed1read07...

Speaking of Sinatra ... listen to this guy from Long Island ...

http://www.tomsmithbigband.com/id5.html

RCE

How can I say this nicely.... Tom is a decent singer, and would no doubt
wow the crowd at the lounge in the Holiday Inn in Derby Kansas, but he's
not the successor to the throne. Not by a long shot. He doesn't hold a
candle to Michael Bublé, or for that matter, Bobby Caldwell. His band,
however, appears to be quite good, and really makes the package
listenable.



I've never heard him other than the web page music. I was actually looking
for the name of someone else who sings in the style of Sinatra who's name
escapes me, and happened to stumble upon the Tom Smith web site.

RCE