One day an Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walked into a pub
together. They each bought a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about
to enjoy their creamy beverage, three flies landed in each of their
pints, and were stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer
away in disgust. The Scotsman fished the fly out of his beer, and
continued drinking it, as if nothing had happened. The Irishman, too,
picked the fly out of his drink, held it out over the beer, and started
yelling, "SPIT IT OUT, SPIT IT OUT YOU *******!!!!"


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Reggie

"That's my story and I am sticking to it."