Alex Martelli wrote:

so, we're
not quite as loathed by the average redneck as the most useful and
lowest-paid ones, but neither are we as welcome as bridgeplayers &c!-).

I think the key issue here is that immigrants bring their deviant,
abominable practices and customs with them and impose them on the rest
of us here, forcing us to deal with strange, incomprehensible notions
like POLISH CLUB and GHESTEM and MEXICAN TWO DIAMONDS and FORCING
PASSES and VINJE SIGNALS and God knows what other abominations.
They've even started merging parts of our culture with ours, so that
we're starting to see things like SOUTH AFRICAN TEXAS and RUSSIAN
CHICAGO. This must be opposed by every red-blooded, patriotic American
who wishes to keep our culture pure and based on the traditional
American pillars of FIVE-CARD MAJORS, STAYMAN (*), and BLACKWOOD. We
must stop them!

(*) And just to show you how bad things have gotten, there are even
people who claim that our beloved American "Stayman" convention was
really invented by some guy with a French last name, or worse, by an
Englishman named Marx. This proves that as soon as we start letting
foreigners dictate our conventions, Marxism is just around the corner.

-- Adam

Rob Arndt wrote:
Hey, why don't we just create an INS Illegal Immigration Foreign
Legion, subordinate to the US Army? That way, when the beaners cross
over we can swear them in and then send them immediately over to Iraq
outside the Green Zone. That would easily fill in the extra 130,000
troops we need there and US Army recruiters could stop patrolling
Wal-Mart parking lots for Negros and Mexican-Americans (aka Cannon
Fodder).

I think if we opened a few Taco Bells in Iraq and added a "Burrito with
pinto beans and Spanish rice" MRE the INS Foreign Legion would do just
fine.

And if the beaners lose Juan over in Iraq, not to worry... they can
have Carlos, Miguel, Arturo... ad infinitum! Mexicans tend to be
breeders so I can see your average illegal immigrant family taking 3
tours to have any effect on them!

The downside, of course, would be the INS troops selling their M-4s and
other US equipment to send money back to Mexico!!! But the US Army
would have the cleanest latrines in the world and best KP service!!!

Rob

Tell ya what, aren't, go ahead and set it up. With your abysmal
understanding of tactics and weapons you can get as many people killed
as your li'l Nazi heart desires.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

On 18 Jul 2006 10:47:50 -0700, "Adam Beneschan" wrote:

Alex Martelli wrote:

so, we're
not quite as loathed by the average redneck as the most useful and
lowest-paid ones, but neither are we as welcome as bridgeplayers &c!-).

I think the key issue here is that immigrants bring their deviant,
abominable practices and customs with them and impose them on the rest
of us here, forcing us to deal with strange, incomprehensible notions
like POLISH CLUB and GHESTEM and MEXICAN TWO DIAMONDS and FORCING
PASSES and VINJE SIGNALS and God knows what other abominations.
They've even started merging parts of our culture with ours, so that
we're starting to see things like SOUTH AFRICAN TEXAS and RUSSIAN
CHICAGO. This must be opposed by every red-blooded, patriotic American
who wishes to keep our culture pure and based on the traditional
American pillars of FIVE-CARD MAJORS, STAYMAN (*), and BLACKWOOD. We
must stop them!

(*) And just to show you how bad things have gotten, there are even
people who claim that our beloved American "Stayman" convention was
really invented by some guy with a French last name, or worse, by an
Englishman named Marx. This proves that as soon as we start letting
foreigners dictate our conventions, Marxism is just around the corner.

-- Adam


Damn, And I didn't realize that bridge was so political :-)


Mark Rand
RTFM

Dan wrote:
Rob Arndt wrote:
Hey, why don't we just create an INS Illegal Immigration Foreign
Legion, subordinate to the US Army? That way, when the beaners cross
over we can swear them in and then send them immediately over to Iraq
outside the Green Zone. That would easily fill in the extra 130,000
troops we need there and US Army recruiters could stop patrolling
Wal-Mart parking lots for Negros and Mexican-Americans (aka Cannon
Fodder).

I think if we opened a few Taco Bells in Iraq and added a "Burrito with
pinto beans and Spanish rice" MRE the INS Foreign Legion would do just
fine.

And if the beaners lose Juan over in Iraq, not to worry... they can
have Carlos, Miguel, Arturo... ad infinitum! Mexicans tend to be
breeders so I can see your average illegal immigrant family taking 3
tours to have any effect on them!

The downside, of course, would be the INS troops selling their M-4s and
other US equipment to send money back to Mexico!!! But the US Army
would have the cleanest latrines in the world and best KP service!!!

Rob

Tell ya what, aren't, go ahead and set it up. With your abysmal
understanding of tactics and weapons you can get as many people killed
as your li'l Nazi heart desires.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Dan,

Since I live in Cali where the border problem IS a problem I decided to
respond to this OT
topic with a tongue in cheek reply. None of that is serious.

So nice to know that you are an expert in tactics, weapons and exit
strategies. Iraq is on the brink of civil war and professionals in the
field have no clue on how to stop the violence let alone form an exit
strategy... so tell us oh wise one what YOUR strategy is for theat
volatile region.

And as for being a Jew, what the hell are you doing for Israel right
now? I'm supporting 3 organizations including the IDF and rescue
services monetarily. I bet you're just sitting on your old retired ass
watching CNN. IF YOU ARE THE WARRIOR YOU CLAIM THEN MAKE ALIYAH AND
FIGHT NOW! Oh, I'm sorry, that would interrupt your masturbation time
with your Amazon female-bodybuilder magazines and nudist colony
plans!!!

Rob

p.s. You accuse me of being a Nazi and yet Israel and Hezbollah are
killing as many civilians as their lil hearts desire. I support Israel
but also the fragile democratic Lebanese Govt. which is powerless to
get rid of Hezbollah militarily. Without a ground invasion by the IDF
no cease-fire or return of the captured Israeli soldiers will rid
Lebanon of Hezbollah, especially since they are part of the Govt. and
take their orders from Tehran, facilitated by Syria. So you create a 20
mile buffer zone... Hezbollah will just launch longer range Iranian
missiles. UN or EU Peacekeepers? Weak alternative as they don't want to
get involved militarily. WIll hostage-taking, rocket attacks, or
Islamic terrorism stop? Hell no. I say the IDF should wipe Hezbollah,
Damascus, and Tehran off the map. If that's war mongering, what's the
alternative... hide in bunkers for an indefinate time or until some
Arab/Persian nation develops a nuke? No way, "Never again" should mean
just that. If Israel compromises on that it slits its own strategic
throat.

WE ARE ALL MEMBERS OF PLANET EARTH, THE SOLAR SYSTEM, THE MILKY
WAY GALAXY, AND THE INFINITE UNIVERSE!!!!!!!!


WHAT COUNTRY PEOPLE HAPPEN TO LIVE IN IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVENT!!!!


-"jordie"

On 19 Jul 2006 12:59:01 -0700, "Rob Arndt" wrote:


Dan wrote:
Rob Arndt wrote:
Hey, why don't we just create an INS Illegal Immigration Foreign
Legion, subordinate to the US Army? That way, when the beaners cross
over we can swear them in and then send them immediately over to Iraq
outside the Green Zone. That would easily fill in the extra 130,000
troops we need there and US Army recruiters could stop patrolling
Wal-Mart parking lots for Negros and Mexican-Americans (aka Cannon
Fodder).

I think if we opened a few Taco Bells in Iraq and added a "Burrito with
pinto beans and Spanish rice" MRE the INS Foreign Legion would do just
fine.

And if the beaners lose Juan over in Iraq, not to worry... they can
have Carlos, Miguel, Arturo... ad infinitum! Mexicans tend to be
breeders so I can see your average illegal immigrant family taking 3
tours to have any effect on them!

The downside, of course, would be the INS troops selling their M-4s and
other US equipment to send money back to Mexico!!! But the US Army
would have the cleanest latrines in the world and best KP service!!!

Rob

Tell ya what, aren't, go ahead and set it up. With your abysmal
understanding of tactics and weapons you can get as many people killed
as your li'l Nazi heart desires.

Dan, U.S. Air Force, retired

Dan,

Since I live in Cali where the border problem IS a problem I decided to
respond to this OT
topic with a tongue in cheek reply. None of that is serious.

So nice to know that you are an expert in tactics, weapons and exit
strategies. Iraq is on the brink of civil war and professionals in the
field have no clue on how to stop the violence let alone form an exit
strategy... so tell us oh wise one what YOUR strategy is for theat
volatile region.

And as for being a Jew, what the hell are you doing for Israel right
now? I'm supporting 3 organizations including the IDF and rescue
services monetarily. I bet you're just sitting on your old retired ass
watching CNN. IF YOU ARE THE WARRIOR YOU CLAIM THEN MAKE ALIYAH AND
FIGHT NOW! Oh, I'm sorry, that would interrupt your masturbation time
with your Amazon female-bodybuilder magazines and nudist colony
plans!!!

Rob

p.s. You accuse me of being a Nazi and yet Israel and Hezbollah are
killing as many civilians as their lil hearts desire. I support Israel
but also the fragile democratic Lebanese Govt. which is powerless to
get rid of Hezbollah militarily. Without a ground invasion by the IDF
no cease-fire or return of the captured Israeli soldiers will rid
Lebanon of Hezbollah, especially since they are part of the Govt. and
take their orders from Tehran, facilitated by Syria. So you create a 20
mile buffer zone... Hezbollah will just launch longer range Iranian
missiles. UN or EU Peacekeepers? Weak alternative as they don't want to
get involved militarily. WIll hostage-taking, rocket attacks, or
Islamic terrorism stop? Hell no. I say the IDF should wipe Hezbollah,
Damascus, and Tehran off the map. If that's war mongering, what's the
alternative... hide in bunkers for an indefinate time or until some
Arab/Persian nation develops a nuke? No way, "Never again" should mean
just that. If Israel compromises on that it slits its own strategic
throat.

Naturally, the new mideast fighting will end up costing American
taxpayers. From a coldly practical standpoint Israel has no oil.
If we had a government of anything but PC asskissers 30,000 troops
would be deployed on our border with Mexico.

Will

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:24:07 -0700, Hank
wrote:

Naturally, the new mideast fighting will end up costing American
taxpayers. From a coldly practical standpoint Israel has no oil.
If we had a government of anything but PC asskissers 30,000 troops
would be deployed on our border with Mexico.

Now that the Israelis have started a holy war

Interesting take.

My weary old barn:

http://tinyurl.com/owt6a


A classic! Are you ever going to restore it?

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
...
JimH wrote:
"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..
wrote:
On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:24:07 -0700, Hank
wrote:

Naturally, the new mideast fighting will end up costing American
taxpayers. From a coldly practical standpoint Israel has no oil.
If we had a government of anything but PC asskissers 30,000 troops
would be deployed on our border with Mexico.
Now that the Israelis have started a holy war
Interesting take.

My weary old barn:

http://tinyurl.com/owt6a


A classic! Are you ever going to restore it?


It's disintegrating. It has been doing so for decades. The critters like
it in the winter.

A shame. Before it degrades even further you should consider dismantling it
and selling salvageable lumber to folks building post and beam or wanting
weathered siding for their rec room. All good lumber would have to be
fumigated to get rid of the tiny critters in it but it may still end up
being profitable for you, even after demolition costs.

On the other hand..........it is a nice piece of vintage architecture to
admire. ;-)

Harry Krause wrote:
wrote:

On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:24:07 -0700, Hank
wrote:

Naturally, the new mideast fighting will end up costing American
taxpayers. From a coldly practical standpoint Israel has no oil.
If we had a government of anything but PC asskissers 30,000 troops
would be deployed on our border with Mexico.


Now that the Israelis have started a holy war


Interesting take.

My weary old barn:

http://tinyurl.com/owt6a

You should get JohnH up there and spend a weekend repairing that barn.

Harry Krause wrote:
JimH wrote:

"Harry Krause" wrote in message
. ..

wrote:

On Wed, 19 Jul 2006 15:24:07 -0700, Hank
wrote:

Naturally, the new mideast fighting will end up costing American
taxpayers. From a coldly practical standpoint Israel has no oil.
If we had a government of anything but PC asskissers 30,000 troops
would be deployed on our border with Mexico.

Now that the Israelis have started a holy war

Interesting take.

My weary old barn:

http://tinyurl.com/owt6a



A classic! Are you ever going to restore it?



It's disintegrating. It has been doing so for decades. The critters like
it in the winter.


Let it go too far and it won't be worth saving. This happened to me
last month with my garage. Now I have a 12' x 6' shed and a 10' x 20'
portable garage.