Maybe you have to be a teacher to get it~

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
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John

good one John!!

Fredo


"JohnH" wrote in message
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Maybe you have to be a teacher to get it~

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math
teacher."
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***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

John

JohnH wrote:
Maybe you have to be a teacher to get it~

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blond woman wave at
him and say hello. He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you Know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table
with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet
celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says, "No, I'm your son's math teacher."
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******************************************
***** Have a Spectacular Day! *****
******************************************

John

Speaking of strippers:

Danny works hard at the plant and spends most evenings bowling or
playing basketball at the gym. His wife thinks he is pushing himself
too hard, so for his birthday she takes him to a local strip club.

The doorman at the club greets them and says, "Hey, Danny! How ya
doin?"

His wife is puzzled and asks if he's been to this club before.

"Oh no," says Danny. "He's on my bowling team."

When they are seated, a waitress asks Danny if he'd like his usual
Budweiser. His wife is becoming uncomfortable and says, "You must come
here a lot for that woman to know that you drink Budweiser."

"No, honey, she's in the Ladies Bowling League. We share lanes with
them."

A stripper comes over to their table and throws her arms around Danny.
"Hi Danny," she says, "Want your usual table dance?"

Danny's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Danny follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the
door, he jumps in beside her and she starts screaming at him.

The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real
bitch tonight, Danny!"