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On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:49:28 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
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Apparently some parents complained about the kids wearing Halloween
Costumes today in the annual Halloween Thursday in the school.
Something about promoting the supernatural witches, wizards, yada,
yada, yada.

Unbelievable.


Since you brought up Halloween...

GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low
country of West Virginia, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
tale, it's real.

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a really dark night in the
middle of a thunder storm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was
raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in
the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride really bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed the door,
only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel. The car
slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of
jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a
sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging
for his life.

He was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the marsh and he
would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the
driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely
around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear
every time they reached a curve.

Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out
of the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots
of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A
silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy
was telling the truth and was not just some drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the
other: "Look Bubba, there's that idiot who jumped in our car while we were
pushing it."


DISCLAIMER: The above is not intended to be political or religious, nor to
promote and tirades about the religious significance (or lack thereof) of
Halloween.
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JohnH wrote:
On Thu, 26 Oct 2006 11:49:28 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:


Apparently some parents complained about the kids wearing Halloween
Costumes today in the annual Halloween Thursday in the school.
Something about promoting the supernatural witches, wizards, yada,
yada, yada.

Unbelievable.



Since you brought up Halloween...

GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low
country of West Virginia, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
tale, it's real.

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a really dark night in the
middle of a thunder storm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was
raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in
the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride really bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed the door,
only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel. The car
slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of
jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a
sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging
for his life.

He was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the marsh and he
would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the
driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely
around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear
every time they reached a curve.

Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out
of the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots
of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A
silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy
was telling the truth and was not just some drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the
other: "Look Bubba, there's that idiot who jumped in our car while we were
pushing it."


That's an old 'un!
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Don White wrote:
JohnH wrote:
Since you brought up Halloween...

GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low
country of West Virginia, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
tale, it's real.

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a really dark night in the
middle of a thunder storm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was
raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in
the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride really bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed the door,
only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel. The car
slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of
jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a
sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging
for his life.

He was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the marsh and he
would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the
driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely
around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear
every time they reached a curve.

Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out
of the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots
of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A
silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy
was telling the truth and was not just some drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the
other: "Look Bubba, there's that idiot who jumped in our car while we were
pushing it."


That's an old 'un!


So is this 'un


Halloween joke......


A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
When behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its
Way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
The casket bouncing quickly behind him






FASTER...






FASTER...





BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
Opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the
Door behind him.







However, the casket crashes through his door,
With the lid of the casket clapping











Clappity-BUMP...







Clappity-BUMP...







Clappity-BUMP...





On his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man
Locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head
Is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.







The man screams and reaches for something,
Anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Vicks
Formula 44 cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...







And,















The coffin stops!!!!

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The coffin stops!!!!


You should be ashamed of yourself.
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That's an old 'un!


wrote:
So is this 'un


Halloween joke......


A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
When behind him he hears:

.... (snip good old joke for brevity) ...

The coffin stops!!!!



"And inside was.... wrapping paper!"

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Atrocious!



On 26 Oct 2006 19:55:15 -0700, wrote:


Don White wrote:
JohnH wrote:
Since you brought up Halloween...

GHOST STORY

This happened about a month ago just outside a little town in the low
country of West Virginia, and while it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock
tale, it's real.

A guy was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a really dark night in the
middle of a thunder storm. Time passed slowly and no cars went by. It was
raining so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his face.

Suddenly he saw a car moving slowly, approaching and appearing ghostlike in
the rain. It slowly crept toward him and stopped.

Wanting a ride really bad, the guy jumped in the car and closed the door,
only then did he realize that there was nobody behind the wheel. The car
slowly started moving and the guy was terrified, too scared to think of
jumping out and running. The guy saw that the car was slowly approaching a
sharp curve, still too scared to jump out, he started to pray and begging
for his life.

He was sure the ghost car would go off the road and into the marsh and he
would surely drown, when just before the curve, a hand appeared through the
driver's window and turned the steering wheel, guiding the car safely
around the bend. Paralyzed with fear, the guy watched the hand reappear
every time they reached a curve.

Finally the guy, scared to near death, had all he could take and jumped out
of the car and ran to town.
Wet and in shock, he went into a bar and voice quavering, ordered two shots
of whiskey, then told everybody about his supernatural experience. A
silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when they realized the guy
was telling the truth and was not just some drunk.

About half an hour later two guys walked into the bar and one says to the
other: "Look Bubba, there's that idiot who jumped in our car while we were
pushing it."


That's an old 'un!


So is this 'un


Halloween joke......


A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,
When behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...



Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the
image of an upright casket banging its
Way down the middle of the street toward him.




BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...





Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home,
The casket bouncing quickly behind him






FASTER...






FASTER...





BUMP...





BUMP...





BUMP...





He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys,
Opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the
Door behind him.







However, the casket crashes through his door,
With the lid of the casket clapping











Clappity-BUMP...







Clappity-BUMP...







Clappity-BUMP...





On his heels, the terrified man runs.





Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man
Locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head
Is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.



With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.



Bumping and clapping toward him.







The man screams and reaches for something,
Anything, but all he can find is a bottle of Vicks
Formula 44 cough syrup!









Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...







And,















The coffin stops!!!!


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