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Let's see. 2.2% actually 4.4% increase as both the employer and the
employee pay. Plus where is the 4.4 trillion dollars from the General
Revenue fund to come from? That is about $58 billion a year for 75
years.
And this is with a 13.3% cut in benefits. And what happens when we
legalize
10 million illegals and they their and dependents come here and collect
SS
and SSI? Plus where is the $8 trillion in Medicare drug benefits to
come
from?

Willie Wonka's Money Factory?

Kevin says we just owe the borrowed money to ourselves, so just get it
payed
back.


Of course - why didn't the politicians listen?

Why - why - why?


Why, Oh Why

Why can't a dish break a hammer?
Why oh why oh why?!
'Cause a hammer's a hard head.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because because because because
Goodbye goodbye goodbye

Why can't a bird eat an elephant?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.

Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to hold a
streetcar.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why does a horn make music?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because the horn-blower blows it.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye

Why does a cow drink water?
Tell me why n why?
Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else.
Goodye goodbye goodbye.

Why don't you answer my questions?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause I don't know the answers.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.

What make the landlord take money?
Why, oh why, oh why?
I don't know that one myself.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why's there no pennies for ice cream
Why, oh why, oh why?
You put all the pennies in the telephone.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle?
Tell me why, oh why?
'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle didn't
come
out so good and that's why rabbits don't chase after eagles that's all
I
know about rabbits and eagles?
Because because because.

Why ain't my grandpa my grandma?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Same reason your dad's not your mommy.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why couldn't the wind blow backwards?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it
hurt somebody it'd keep on hurting them
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Words and Music by Woody Guthrie



He must not have had Google to help him find answers.
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 04:31:35 GMT, "Calif Bill"
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"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
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On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:13:04 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


"Duke Nukem" wrote in message
m...
On Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:01:20 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:


Let's see. 2.2% actually 4.4% increase as both the employer and the
employee pay. Plus where is the 4.4 trillion dollars from the General
Revenue fund to come from? That is about $58 billion a year for 75
years.
And this is with a 13.3% cut in benefits. And what happens when we
legalize
10 million illegals and they their and dependents come here and
collect
SS
and SSI? Plus where is the $8 trillion in Medicare drug benefits to
come
from?

Willie Wonka's Money Factory?

Kevin says we just owe the borrowed money to ourselves, so just get it
payed
back.

Of course - why didn't the politicians listen?

Why - why - why?


Why, Oh Why

Why can't a dish break a hammer?
Why oh why oh why?!
'Cause a hammer's a hard head.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why, oh why, oh why oh, why?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because because because because
Goodbye goodbye goodbye

Why can't a bird eat an elephant?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause an elephant's got a pretty hard skin.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.

Why can't a mouse eat a streetcar?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause a mouse's stomach could never get big enough to hold a
streetcar.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why does a horn make music?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Because the horn-blower blows it.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye

Why does a cow drink water?
Tell me why n why?
Because the cow gets thirsty just like you or me or anybody else.
Goodye goodbye goodbye.

Why don't you answer my questions?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause I don't know the answers.
Goodby goodbye goodbye.

What make the landlord take money?
Why, oh why, oh why?
I don't know that one myself.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why's there no pennies for ice cream
Why, oh why, oh why?
You put all the pennies in the telephone.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why can't a rabbit chase an eagle?
Tell me why, oh why?
'Cause the last rabbit that took out and chased after an eagle
didn't
come
out so good and that's why rabbits don't chase after eagles that's
all
I
know about rabbits and eagles?
Because because because.

Why ain't my grandpa my grandma?
Why, oh why, oh why?
Same reason your dad's not your mommy.
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Why couldn't the wind blow backwards?
Why, oh why, oh why?
'Cause it might backfire and hurt somebody and if it
hurt somebody it'd keep on hurting them
Goodbye goodbye goodbye.

Words and Music by Woody Guthrie



He must not have had Google to help him find answers.


LOL.


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