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"basskisser" wrote in message oups.com... On Mar 13, 7:31 pm, Dan wrote: Eisboch wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message . .. On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message m... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Eisboch (retired and lovin' it) I always thought that, too until I opened my own business. Now I don't see it like work and look forward to going to the office.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You call the counter area of McDonald's your office? Maybe he owns the franchise, Scut Work Buoy. |
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Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act. The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you any less of a criminal! |
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Gus wrote:
Calif Bill wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act. The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you any less of a criminal! You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral. |
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"Lem" wrote in message ... Gus wrote: Calif Bill wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act. The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you any less of a criminal! You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral. So, get the legals that are collecting money from the state via the EDD Employment Development Department to show up for work! |
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:26:38 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message oups.com... You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? I do it all the time - can't get "real" workers to do Spring/Fall cleanup up even at inflated wages. Head up to Southbridge, hire a few guys at ten bucks an hour - don't care if they are legal or not - they get the job done quickly, efficiently and no muss or fuss. |
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On 14 Mar 2007 19:09:16 -0700, "Tim" wrote:
Dan wrote: Eisboch wrote: "Dan" wrote in message ... I have a very different business. Only $6MM in sales last year with 13 employees. I've resisted the urge to grow too quickly - that's when things get out of hand. Dan Not that different. Mine was (is) a small business, a bit larger than yours, but still under 50 employees. My problem wasn't with the size of the company. It was, and still is, a close knit group of talented and dedicated people. It was dealing with the big boys that started driving me nuts. The bulk of our contracts come from large companies .... usually (but not always) military or DOD primes. Eisboch We deal with building contractors and subs. We drink, fish, eat, and socialize with them often. They are regular people - not the suit and tie types. Several are multi-millionaires but they are still regular people. No politics or appointments with the guy on the 10th floor. I got an invitation to an Easter party from our #5 customer today. They are good people that appreciate honest service. Compared to you gentlemen, my buisness is microscopic. I have three employees. me, myself, and I. And I like it that way, and I do "all right" And nothing wrong with that either. There several tradsmen around here who are one man operations and they do quite well for themselves. Couple of them are expert welders/metal workers and the rest are all custom cabinet makers, furniture makers - stuff like that. The only time I worked for my self was when I retired and did some consulting in areas where I have some expertise. That got old quick and go tto the point where I demanded 75% of the fee up front. I won't get into why. :) |
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On 14 Mar 2007 19:09:16 -0700, "Tim" wrote: Dan wrote: Eisboch wrote: "Dan" wrote in message ... I have a very different business. Only $6MM in sales last year with 13 employees. I've resisted the urge to grow too quickly - that's when things get out of hand. Dan Not that different. Mine was (is) a small business, a bit larger than yours, but still under 50 employees. My problem wasn't with the size of the company. It was, and still is, a close knit group of talented and dedicated people. It was dealing with the big boys that started driving me nuts. The bulk of our contracts come from large companies .... usually (but not always) military or DOD primes. Eisboch We deal with building contractors and subs. We drink, fish, eat, and socialize with them often. They are regular people - not the suit and tie types. Several are multi-millionaires but they are still regular people. No politics or appointments with the guy on the 10th floor. I got an invitation to an Easter party from our #5 customer today. They are good people that appreciate honest service. Compared to you gentlemen, my buisness is microscopic. I have three employees. me, myself, and I. And I like it that way, and I do "all right" And nothing wrong with that either. There several tradsmen around here who are one man operations and they do quite well for themselves. Couple of them are expert welders/metal workers and the rest are all custom cabinet makers, furniture makers - stuff like that. The only time I worked for my self was when I retired and did some consulting in areas where I have some expertise. That got old quick and go tto the point where I demanded 75% of the fee up front. I won't get into why. :) Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they want to hear and they are very happy. 8) |
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 07:38:42 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message .. . On 14 Mar 2007 19:09:16 -0700, "Tim" wrote: Dan wrote: Eisboch wrote: "Dan" wrote in message ... I have a very different business. Only $6MM in sales last year with 13 employees. I've resisted the urge to grow too quickly - that's when things get out of hand. Dan Not that different. Mine was (is) a small business, a bit larger than yours, but still under 50 employees. My problem wasn't with the size of the company. It was, and still is, a close knit group of talented and dedicated people. It was dealing with the big boys that started driving me nuts. The bulk of our contracts come from large companies .... usually (but not always) military or DOD primes. Eisboch We deal with building contractors and subs. We drink, fish, eat, and socialize with them often. They are regular people - not the suit and tie types. Several are multi-millionaires but they are still regular people. No politics or appointments with the guy on the 10th floor. I got an invitation to an Easter party from our #5 customer today. They are good people that appreciate honest service. Compared to you gentlemen, my buisness is microscopic. I have three employees. me, myself, and I. And I like it that way, and I do "all right" And nothing wrong with that either. There several tradsmen around here who are one man operations and they do quite well for themselves. Couple of them are expert welders/metal workers and the rest are all custom cabinet makers, furniture makers - stuff like that. The only time I worked for my self was when I retired and did some consulting in areas where I have some expertise. That got old quick and go tto the point where I demanded 75% of the fee up front. I won't get into why. :) Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they want to hear and they are very happy. 8) True enough, but getting them to pay for making them happy is another story. I'm serious about the 75% thing - well, except for companies who paid on time, everytime and in full. But as Dick said, that became increasingly rare as youngsters wanting to make their bones on the body of an outsider became obnoxious. It just wasn't worth my health, mental and physical, to try and keep up. That's why retirement was invented. |
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"D.Duck" wrote in message ... Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they want to hear and they are very happy. 8) SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer. OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship —NOUN Eisboch |
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"Eisboch" wrote in message . .. "D.Duck" wrote in message ... Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they want to hear and they are very happy. 8) SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer. Eisboch ROTF! |
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