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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:16:17 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
m...


Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what they
want to hear and they are very happy. 8)


SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant
PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt

NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer.
OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship —NOUN

Ah - but I only played an engineer on TV.

In real life, I played a mathematician. :)

Of course now that I think about it...

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"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 09:16:17 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"D.Duck" wrote in message
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Consulting is quite easy. All you have to do is tell the client what
they
want to hear and they are very happy. 8)


SYLLABICATION: con·sul·tant
PRONUNCIATION: kn-sltnt

NOUN: 1. An unemployed person, usually an engineer.
OTHER FORMS: con·sultant·ship -NOUN

Ah - but I only played an engineer on TV.

In real life, I played a mathematician. :)

Of course now that I think about it...

Were you a constipated mathematician who worked it out with a pencil?

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"Tom Francis" wrote in message
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:26:38 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote:

"basskisser" wrote in message
roups.com...

You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.

Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would
not
show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up.
So
I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I
paid
them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?

I do it all the time - can't get "real" workers to do Spring/Fall
cleanup up even at inflated wages.

Head up to Southbridge, hire a few guys at ten bucks an hour - don't
care if they are legal or not - they get the job done quickly,
efficiently and no muss or fuss.

Same thing I did. Was cleaning up the inlaws house to sell. For my own
business, I do not take big jobs that require helpers. And if I do need a
helper I take a buddy with me.

Joke of The Day...
 

On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 01:59:14 GMT, Short Wave Sportfishing
wrote:

So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
“Wow, it’s hot out here!”

And the other boat replies: “Holy cow! A talking boat!”

And people whine about my jokes...
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***** Hope your day is better than decent! *****

John H

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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 13:55:41 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.

Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


If you meet the qualifications, check out substitute teaching. Here, you
must have at least 60 hours of college credits, and that's it...other than
a background check. It doesn't pay much, but it keeps you off the streets
and provides a service.
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***** Hope your day is better than decent! *****

John H