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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message m... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. |
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![]() "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message om... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored. |
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On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message om... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. |
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![]() "basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message om... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? |
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Calif Bill wrote:
"basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act. The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you any less of a criminal! |
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Gus wrote:
Calif Bill wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act. The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you any less of a criminal! You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral. |
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![]() "Lem" wrote in message ... Gus wrote: Calif Bill wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message ups.com... On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in messagenews:sfgdv2tdeme76mph27nf7k3mjvl7mpqneu@4ax .com... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote: "Don White" wrote in message ... "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White" wrote: "Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message ... So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells, "Wow, it's hot out here!" And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!" Don't quit your day job! I don't have a day job. Or a night job. I have no job. Welcome to the club.... brother! Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay. I don't care what anybody says. Work sucks. Damn straight. I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text - - Show quoted text - You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act. The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you any less of a criminal! You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral. So, get the legals that are collecting money from the state via the EDD Employment Development Department to show up for work! |
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:26:38 GMT, "Calif Bill"
wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message oups.com... You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? I do it all the time - can't get "real" workers to do Spring/Fall cleanup up even at inflated wages. Head up to Southbridge, hire a few guys at ten bucks an hour - don't care if they are legal or not - they get the job done quickly, efficiently and no muss or fuss. |
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![]() "Tom Francis" wrote in message ... On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:26:38 GMT, "Calif Bill" wrote: "basskisser" wrote in message roups.com... You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor. Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy? I do it all the time - can't get "real" workers to do Spring/Fall cleanup up even at inflated wages. Head up to Southbridge, hire a few guys at ten bucks an hour - don't care if they are legal or not - they get the job done quickly, efficiently and no muss or fuss. Same thing I did. Was cleaning up the inlaws house to sell. For my own business, I do not take big jobs that require helpers. And if I do need a helper I take a buddy with me. |
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