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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.


Damn straight.
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.

Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.


Damn straight.


I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.


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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"


And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.


Or a night job.


I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.


Work sucks.


Damn straight.


I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text -

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You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.

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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"


And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.


Or a night job.


I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind
a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.


Work sucks.


Damn straight.


I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -


You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not
show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So
I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid
them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?


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On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"

wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"
And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"
Don't quit your day job!
I don't have a day job.
Or a night job.
I have no job.
Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind
a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.
I don't care what anybody says.
Work sucks.
Damn straight.
I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -

You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not
show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So
I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid
them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?


It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine
is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and
forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act.
The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and
enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make
you any less of a criminal!


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On Mar 13, 7:47 pm, "CalifBill" wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"

wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"
And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"
Don't quit your day job!
I don't have a day job.
Or a night job.
I have no job.
Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't
mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.
I don't care what anybody says.
Work sucks.
Damn straight.
I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted text -

- Show quoted text -
You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals
would not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None
showed up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals.
Worked Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?

It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine
is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and
forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act.
The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and
enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make
you any less of a criminal!


You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral.
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch"
wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"

wrote:
"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"
And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"
Don't quit your day job!
I don't have a day job.
Or a night job.
I have no job.
Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't
mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at
bay.
I don't care what anybody says.
Work sucks.
Damn straight.
I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little
old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.- Hide quoted
text -

- Show quoted text -
You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would
not show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed
up. So I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked
Hard, and I paid them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?

It is a criminal offense to "knowingly" hire an Illegal Alien. The fine
is two thousand dollars per incident and ten years in prison and
forefiture of vehicles etc used in the act.
The fact that our Government isn't interested in protecting America and
enforcing The Immigration Reform and Control Act of 1986 doesn't make you
any less of a criminal!


You're safe if you don't have more than 3 employees. Still not moral.


So, get the legals that are collecting money from the state via the EDD
Employment Development Department to show up for work!


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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:26:38 GMT, "Calif Bill"
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You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would not
show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up. So
I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I paid
them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?


I do it all the time - can't get "real" workers to do Spring/Fall
cleanup up even at inflated wages.

Head up to Southbridge, hire a few guys at ten bucks an hour - don't
care if they are legal or not - they get the job done quickly,
efficiently and no muss or fuss.
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On Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:26:38 GMT, "Calif Bill"
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You're an admitted handy man who uses illegal labor.


Yes I am very handy. And I have hired illegals, as the F'n legals would
not
show up. Asked the state EDD to send me some workers. None showed up.
So
I went to the day labor pool. 1 legal, 2 illegals. Worked Hard, and I
paid
them a fair wage. Got a problem Scut Work Boy?


I do it all the time - can't get "real" workers to do Spring/Fall
cleanup up even at inflated wages.

Head up to Southbridge, hire a few guys at ten bucks an hour - don't
care if they are legal or not - they get the job done quickly,
efficiently and no muss or fuss.


Same thing I did. Was cleaning up the inlaws house to sell. For my own
business, I do not take big jobs that require helpers. And if I do need a
helper I take a buddy with me.


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