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Short Wave Sportfishing March 13th 07 02:59 AM

Joke of The Day...
 
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
“Wow, it’s hot out here!”

And the other boat replies: “Holy cow! A talking boat!”


Mike March 13th 07 03:05 AM

Joke of The Day...
 
Ouch....

....I'll use it tomorrow. :)

--Mike

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"




Don White March 13th 07 03:06 AM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"




Don't quit your day job!



Short Wave Sportfishing March 13th 07 11:06 AM

Joke of The Day...
 
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
.. .
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.

Don White March 13th 07 02:55 PM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.



trainfan1 March 13th 07 03:04 PM

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Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:

On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..

So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!



I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


I work at being a pain in the ass.

Rob

Eisboch March 13th 07 03:09 PM

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"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.



I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.

Eisboch (retired and lovin' it)




Short Wave Sportfishing March 13th 07 04:21 PM

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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.


Damn straight.

Dan March 14th 07 12:31 AM

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Eisboch wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
. ..

On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
m...

So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.




I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.

Eisboch (retired and lovin' it)




I always thought that, too until I opened my own business. Now I don't
see it like work and look forward to going to the office.

CalifBill March 14th 07 12:47 AM

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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:09:43 -0400, "Eisboch" wrote:


"Don White" wrote in message
...

"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
...
On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
wrote:


"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
om...
So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them
yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.

Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.


Damn straight.


I still do some work. Habitat for humanity and take care of little old
ladies house problems. Otherwise I might be bored.




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