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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
“Wow, it’s hot out here!”

And the other boat replies: “Holy cow! A talking boat!”

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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"




Don't quit your day job!


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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!



I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


I work at being a pain in the ass.

Rob
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"


Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.




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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.



I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.

Eisboch (retired and lovin' it)



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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.


Damn straight.
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Eisboch wrote:
"Don White" wrote in message
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!

I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.




I don't care what anybody says.

Work sucks.

Eisboch (retired and lovin' it)




I always thought that, too until I opened my own business. Now I don't
see it like work and look forward to going to the office.
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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On Tue, 13 Mar 2007 02:06:03 GMT, "Don White"
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"Short Wave Sportfishing" wrote in message
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So there are these two boats baking in the hot sun. One of them yells,
"Wow, it's hot out here!"

And the other boat replies: "Holy cow! A talking boat!"

Don't quit your day job!


I don't have a day job.

Or a night job.

I have no job.


Welcome to the club.... brother!
Although, now that mom is waiting for a nursing home, I wouldn't mind a
part-time job for the winter months just to keep the boredom at bay.


If you meet the qualifications, check out substitute teaching. Here, you
must have at least 60 hours of college credits, and that's it...other than
a background check. It doesn't pay much, but it keeps you off the streets
and provides a service.
--
***** Hope your day is better than decent! *****

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