The draft plans for the George W. Bush Library now call
for:

The Alberto Gonzales Room - Where you can't remember any of the
exhibits.

The Hurricane Katrina Room - It's still under construction.

The Texas Air National Guard Room - Where you don't have to even show
up.

The Walter Reed Hospital Room - Where they don't let you in.

The Guantanamo Bay Room - Where they don't let you out.

The Weapons of Mass Destruction Room - Nobody has been able to find
it.

The War in Iraq Room - After you complete your first tour, they can
force you to go back for your second and third and fourth and fifth
tours.

The K-Street DC Project Gift Shop - Where you can buy an election, or,
if no one cares, steal one.

The Men's Room - Where you could meet a Republican Senator or two.

The My Pet Goat Room-- Where you can stare off into space as the
nation collapses around you.

When asked, President Bush said that he didn't care so much about the
individual exhibits as long as his museum was better than his
father's.


from DU