Short Wave Sportfishing wrote:
On Fri, 18 Jan 2008 08:38:01 -0600, Vic Smith
wrote:

The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS

Please allow me to accept the Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway
Weather Forecast Trophy in the name of all Reasoned Extra-Terrestial
Driveway Weather Forecasters - without them, I would be nothing.

I would also like to thank all the hundreds of millions of billions of
people who read my Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasts on a regular basis.

Finally, to the Academy of Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather
Forecasting - thank you.

You like me - you really like me.

clap, clap, clap, clap, clap.

Standing Ovation.

clap, clap, clap, clap. clap.

JimH wrote:
"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic

Where do I go to pick up my award? ;-)

BTW: I am doing my best to convert Harry. It will take some time though.

BTW2: It is not raghead...............the correct term is towelhead. ;-)




I'm afraid my tolerance for the political party controlled by
"evangelicals" and those who pander to them is...zip. :}

Call me when you guys toss out the religious zealots and get back to
real conservatism.

"Vic Smith" wrote in message
...
The Don Rickles Insults Work Best Cup - Harry
The Reasoned Extra-Terrestial Driveway Weather Forecaster Trophy - SWS
The Woodpecker Henpecker Peck Peck Award - Joesparebedroom
The **** You Sally/**** You Dan Medal of Squalor - Loogy and Dan
The I'll Mostly Stay Out of This Certificate - Chuck
The Mr Goody Two Shoes Ribbon - Eisboch
The What Would I Say if Harry Wasn't Here? Belt - Smithers
The Too Bad Harry's a Lib Sash - JimH
The God Damn I Wish I was Still in The Army Epaulettes - JohnH
The Leading By Example Sure Ain't No Fun Button - Wayne
The Happy to Just Be In Illinois Pickin' My Geetar Plaque - Tim
The Should I Make Beer or a Boat or Just Shovel Some ****? Pin - just
The Reich Wing Hawk Who Actually Said RAGHEAD Staff - Vic

Sorry I left some out. And if you feel insulted, my apology in
advance. Just funning, and I wasn't picking on anybody in particular.
I'd buy anybody here a beer. Just tell me where to ship it.
But no Lite.

--Vic


I'm flattered. Really. {sniff}