"Mike" wrote in message
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On Wed, 1 Oct 2008 12:59:59 -0700 (PDT),
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Various caver diseases:

Histoplasmosis from breathing bat Guano, been there, done that
Malaria from sleeping in the jungle: Been there done that
Gangrene from infected leg wound from crawling in really sleazy
probably bacteria paradise mud
Snake bite, fortunately only a rat snake I tried to rescue from a pit
Infection from being barfed on by a buzzard who had her nest in a cave
Skin burned off hands from out of control rappel (my wife)
Broken arm, broken toe, cracked hip from falling rock (my wife)
Arthritic knees and wrists from too much crawling
Intestinal parasites from bad water in Venezuela
Something like Lyme disease from ticks in Belize.
Chronic bad back from being twisted in weird positions for too long


Having some fun now huh?

Sign me up! ;-)

--Mike

That's no country for girliemen!

"JimH" wrote in message
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On Oct 1, 8:35 pm, wrote:
On Wed, 1 Oct 2008 12:59:59 -0700 (PDT),
wrote:

Various caver diseases:

Histoplasmosis from breathing bat Guano, been there, done that
Malaria from sleeping in the jungle: Been there done that
Gangrene from infected leg wound from crawling in really sleazy
probably bacteria paradise mud
Snake bite, fortunately only a rat snake I tried to rescue from a pit
Infection from being barfed on by a buzzard who had her nest in a cave
Skin burned off hands from out of control rappel (my wife)
Broken arm, broken toe, cracked hip from falling rock (my wife)
Arthritic knees and wrists from too much crawling
Intestinal parasites from bad water in Venezuela
Something like Lyme disease from ticks in Belize.
Chronic bad back from being twisted in weird positions for too long

Having some fun now huh?

Another case of the guy asking folks he never met and know nothing
about at an obscure boating NG how to fix a significant health problem
he has. (see 'A Racial Incident' thread).

Surreal.


Jimmy, every time you press the send button, you present yourself as being
even more stupid than you were yesterday. Keep it up, UC Santa Cruz needs a
dumber mascot than their Banana Slug. You're in the running.

Does any of your family see your postings? They must be so proud.

WOW!

--Mike

wrote:
Various caver diseases:

Histoplasmosis from breathing bat Guano, been there, done that
Malaria from sleeping in the jungle: Been there done that
Gangrene from infected leg wound from crawling in really sleazy
probably bacteria paradise mud
Snake bite, fortunately only a rat snake I tried to rescue from a pit
Infection from being barfed on by a buzzard who had her nest in a cave
Skin burned off hands from out of control rappel (my wife)
Broken arm, broken toe, cracked hip from falling rock (my wife)
Arthritic knees and wrists from too much crawling
Intestinal parasites from bad water in Venezuela
Something like Lyme disease from ticks in Belize.
Chronic bad back from being twisted in weird positions for too long

'The secret to enjoying your work is to have a hobby that is
even worse' - Calvin's dad