Cliff wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_135526.html

No, but I got TWO copies of my winger DVD...

Does that count? Who would be stupid enough to let that influence their
vote?

Dan

On Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:42:36 -0700, Dan wrote:

Cliff wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_135526.html

No, but I got TWO copies of my winger DVD...

Does that count? Who would be stupid enough to let that influence their
vote?

Most Bush voters, all evangelicals, catholics, mor(m)ons, pentacostalists,
Texans, Crackers, Red Necks, Mullets, Cajuns, Hill Billies, racists,
KKK'ers, lutherans, methodists, presbeterians, ignorant barbarians, and
assorted other crazymother****ers.

There are a lot more of them than you may think...

Dan

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On Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:09:04 -0700, Curly Surmudgeon attempted to confuse
the issue further by squeaking:
On Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:42:36 -0700, Dan wrote:
Cliff wrote:
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/1..._n_135526.html

No, but I got TWO copies of my winger DVD...

Does that count? Who would be stupid enough to let that influence their
vote?

Most Bush voters, all evangelicals, catholics, mor(m)ons, pentacostalists,
Texans, Crackers, Red Necks, Mullets, Cajuns, Hill Billies, racists,
KKK'ers, lutherans, methodists, presbeterians, ignorant barbarians, and
assorted other crazymother****ers.

There are a lot more of them than you may think...

Also: rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs,
pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian
agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers,
horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers,
****-kickers and Methodists.

Oh, wait, you said "Methodists".

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http://borealin.livejournal.com/15104.html
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