DrollTroll wrote:
"Cliff" wrote in message
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http://nl.huffingtonpost.com/link.ph...9&N=735&L=3570
[
The Wall Street Journal editors peer fearlessly into the increasingly
likely
terror of an election that produces a Democratic President with larger
Democratic majorities in both houses of Congress. Disregarding the
delicate
sensibilities of women and children, the editors expose to all the stark
horrors
that could ensue:

Voters will be registered. Workers organized. Banks regulated. Health care
provided for all. Government investment will drive a green revolution that
generates millions of jobs. The wealthy will pay more in taxes. Guantanamo
will
be shut down; torture will end. Net neutrality will be mandated. Citizens
may
even be able to sue corporations that negligently do them harm. And that
doesn't
even mention ending the war in Iraq.

The horror of it all. Can the Republic survive? ...
]


RePubes -- and the biggest Pube of them all, Gunner -- may then have to
leave the country!!

'course, Gunner's 10,000 # of ammo and 10 year supply of dried food and beef
jerky will make that move perty expensive....

Might I suggest a near-by south american country, with a military junta, du
jour?

If Palin loses, and the country does go wildly Democrappic, mebbe she and
hubby can resume the Alaskan secession movement.
If successful, then all the RePubes can move there!

But, le Wife, who reads the Economist (mostly to give me an inferiority
complex) says that Alaska has the highest welfare roles in the country --
too fukn cold to work!

If Alaska secedes, who's gonna foot DAT bill?? Russia??

Turns out that the reddest states all seem to get more from the Federal
teat than the blue ones. That's right, folks: the welfare queens and
redistribution of wealth are going straight to Republicanism, and us
productive folks (out of the goodness of our hearts) are supporting
their addiction to authoritarianism. Maybe we SHOULD stop welfare -
then all the red-state bums might just move out and we could get our
Constitutional Democratic Republic and Constitution back!

Dan