What's red and smells like yellow paint?

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:50 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

You can paint with mustard.
So I'd say ketchup that got some mustard in it.
But the ketchup is still red.
And smells like the mustard that can be used to paint.
That's just the first of many that comes to mind, so it'll do.
Want some more?

--Vic

"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint?

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:57:41 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint?

Heck, I should have thought of that.
Reminds me of my dogs.
Here's a dog "smarts" test.
Hold a biscuit out for the dog.
Then put it on the floor and put a bowl over it.
A smart dog will know the biscuit is there, and get at it by knocking
the bowl off it. The one I just put down was like that.
My other 2 dogs just think the biscuit never existed when the bowl
covers it. They walk away. Dumb.
That makes 3 of us.

--Vic

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:38:08 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:50 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

You can paint with mustard.
So I'd say ketchup that got some mustard in it.
But the ketchup is still red.
And smells like the mustard that can be used to paint.
That's just the first of many that comes to mind, so it'll do.
Want some more?

Sure - why not?

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:57:41 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint?

Heh...

There's always one.

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:28:01 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:38:08 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:50 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

You can paint with mustard.
So I'd say ketchup that got some mustard in it.
But the ketchup is still red.
And smells like the mustard that can be used to paint.
That's just the first of many that comes to mind, so it'll do.
Want some more?

Sure - why not?

A rose gilded with zinc chromate.
More?
Are you sure?

--Vic

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:28:21 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:57:41 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint?

Heh...

There's always one.

You must be feeling better.

Glad to hear it, fish are waiting.

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 08:00:09 -0400, Wayne.B
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On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:28:21 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:57:41 -0400, "D.Duck" wrote:


"Tom Francis - SWSports" wrote in
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What's red and smells like yellow paint?

Red paint?

Heh...

There's always one.

You must be feeling better.

Glad to hear it, fish are waiting.

Much better actually, but, as in all things, I tend to over do and
such when I shouldn't.

First morning without the damned pain meds though so that's a plus.

Still have to go to rehab though which is a pain, but hey...

Hopefully, I'll be able to drive by theend of next week.

I'm getting bored out of my skull.

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 06:43:39 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 11:28:01 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 05:38:08 -0500, Vic Smith
wrote:

On Thu, 23 Oct 2008 10:00:50 GMT, Tom Francis - SWSports
wrote:

What's red and smells like yellow paint?

You can paint with mustard.
So I'd say ketchup that got some mustard in it.
But the ketchup is still red.
And smells like the mustard that can be used to paint.
That's just the first of many that comes to mind, so it'll do.
Want some more?

Sure - why not?

A rose gilded with zinc chromate.
More?
Are you sure?

Have at it - it's not like anything else here makes any sense.