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rand mair fheal, ye bemused partaker of a little gain, what a maidenly
man at arms you have become, ye exuded: In article -ossetia, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: rand mair fheal, ye greasy notable coward, thou detestable bones, ye bad mouthed: In article , Howard Garner wrote: BAR wrote: rand mair fheal wrote: In article , BAR wrote: rand mair fheal wrote: Typical of the Lefties however....Free Speech only includes Leftwing Speech. what was ayres convicted of Convicted is a legal term. If I see you take a **** on your front lawn, you have taken a **** on your front lawn. You haven't been convicted of it but, you have done it. typical pf righties however free speech only includes rightwing speech Free speech is great. US citizens have the right to free speech in public but, you don't have the right to be heard. Many forget that last part. then why are others screaming to silence me *PLONK* See? No screaming. i have no mouth and i must eat ice cream Bathe in a vat of the stuff and absorb it through your skin. Oh, hang on, bathe... -- alt.usenet.kooks "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us." Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129] Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Member of: Usenet Ruiner List Top Assholes on the Net List Most hated usenetizens of all time List Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List Find me on Google Maps: 24°39'47.13"S, 134°4'20.18"E Join me for dinner. I'm cooking obscene cormorant bladder and beaver intestine topping in gross heads of lettuce accentuated by imperfect doberman abscess and apple garnish, arranged in a steaming double boiler chock full of expensive remnants of bologna and leftover radish in diseased eye gunk, a side of laughing jackass liver and a shot glass of amniotic fluid. |
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In article tan,
"Kadaitcha Man" wrote: rand mair fheal, ye bemused partaker of a little gain, what a maidenly man at arms you have become, ye exuded: In article -ossetia, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: rand mair fheal, ye greasy notable coward, thou detestable bones, ye bad mouthed: In article , Howard Garner wrote: BAR wrote: rand mair fheal wrote: In article , BAR wrote: rand mair fheal wrote: Typical of the Lefties however....Free Speech only includes Leftwing Speech. what was ayres convicted of Convicted is a legal term. If I see you take a **** on your front lawn, you have taken a **** on your front lawn. You haven't been convicted of it but, you have done it. typical pf righties however free speech only includes rightwing speech Free speech is great. US citizens have the right to free speech in public but, you don't have the right to be heard. Many forget that last part. then why are others screaming to silence me *PLONK* See? No screaming. i have no mouth and i must eat ice cream Bathe in a vat of the stuff and absorb it through your skin. Oh, hang on, bathe... http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Stuntman,-The.html CAMERON You'll miss the main part! Killer Cameron's ghastly crime! I was freaked out of my head! And, suddenly there's this big flashlight shining in my face. I just grabbed that goddamn ice cream bucket and slopped it...right over the guy's head! Although Cameron's got nothing in his hands, he pantomimes swinging that fifty-pound ice cream bucket around in the air, losing his balance and landing on his back in the paint beside Nina. Her hysteria is renewed, but Cameron stops laughing. CAMERON (CONT'D) (quietly) It's not funny. It wasn't him. It was a cop. I got out of there like a shot. I didn't know he was knocked out. How the hell did I know he was gonna lay there all night with his head in the ice cream? NINA (suddenly serious) Oh, my God. He died? CAMERON No, he's in the hospital. NINA Oh, no. CAMERON Oh, yes. That ice cream's goddamn cold! (struggling for a proper description) His nose...it froze and his ear froze, see...and... Despite the horror of it, Nina starts giggling. She can't help it. CAMERON (CONT'D) (indignantly) No, it's terrible!...He lost the tip of his nose and his ear lobe... arf meow arf - cats and dogs living together - who ya goin call its the end of the world as you know it - filler text goes here this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang this is how the world ends - not with a whimper but with a bang |
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rand mair fheal, ye rotten subtle whore, thou are as a candle, the
better part burnt out, ye pressured: In article tan, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: rand mair fheal, ye bemused partaker of a little gain, what a maidenly man at arms you have become, ye exuded: In article -ossetia, "Kadaitcha Man" wrote: rand mair fheal, ye greasy notable coward, thou detestable bones, ye bad mouthed: In article , Howard Garner wrote: BAR wrote: rand mair fheal wrote: In article , BAR wrote: rand mair fheal wrote: Typical of the Lefties however....Free Speech only includes Leftwing Speech. what was ayres convicted of Convicted is a legal term. If I see you take a **** on your front lawn, you have taken a **** on your front lawn. You haven't been convicted of it but, you have done it. typical pf righties however free speech only includes rightwing speech Free speech is great. US citizens have the right to free speech in public but, you don't have the right to be heard. Many forget that last part. then why are others screaming to silence me *PLONK* See? No screaming. i have no mouth and i must eat ice cream Bathe in a vat of the stuff and absorb it through your skin. Oh, hang on, bathe... http://www.imsdb.com/scripts/Stuntman,-The.html CAMERON You'll miss the main part! Killer Cameron's ghastly crime! I was freaked out of my head! And, suddenly there's this big flashlight shining in my face. I just grabbed that goddamn ice cream bucket and slopped it...right over the guy's head! Although Cameron's got nothing in his hands, he pantomimes swinging that fifty-pound ice cream bucket around in the air, losing his balance and landing on his back in the paint beside Nina. Her hysteria is renewed, but Cameron stops laughing. CAMERON (CONT'D) (quietly) It's not funny. It wasn't him. It was a cop. I got out of there like a shot. I didn't know he was knocked out. How the hell did I know he was gonna lay there all night with his head in the ice cream? NINA (suddenly serious) Oh, my God. He died? CAMERON No, he's in the hospital. NINA Oh, no. CAMERON Oh, yes. That ice cream's goddamn cold! (struggling for a proper description) His nose...it froze and his ear froze, see...and... Despite the horror of it, Nina starts giggling. She can't help it. CAMERON (CONT'D) (indignantly) No, it's terrible!...He lost the tip of his nose and his ear lobe... George W Boosh loves you. -- alt.usenet.kooks "We are arrant knaves all, believe none of us." Hamlet, Act 3, Scene 1 [129] Hammer of Thor: February 2007. Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook, Line & Sinker: September 2005, April 2006, January 2007, August 2008. Barbara Woodhouse Memorial Dog Whistle, Official owner and trainer of Bucky Breeder, August 2008. Official Member: Cabal Obsidian Order COOSN-124-07-06660 Official Overseer of Kooks & Trolls in 24hoursupport.helpdesk Member of: Usenet Ruiner List Top Assholes on the Net List Most hated usenetizens of all time List Cog in the AUK Hate Machine List Find me on Google Maps: 24°39'47.13"S, 134°4'20.18"E Join me for dinner. I'm cooking shot to ribbons live rat embryos and banana conserve next to weird hobo's nose hairs and dolphin muscle marinade, simmered in a congealing pannikin filled with canned croutons of tomato in melted cheese, a side of crow intestines and a mug of bullfrog vaginal secretions. |
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On Sun, 26 Oct 2008 17:49:21 -0700, rand mair fheal wrote:
i have no mouth and i must eat ice cream http://data.antonindanek.cz/Harlan%2...t%20scream.pdf -- Cliff |
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