Paddlerata

(With apologies to Max Ehrmann)

Go placidly amid the waves and holes, and remember what peace there
may be in Class I. As far as possible without jet skies be on good
terms with all boaters. Paddle your canoe quietly and cleanly; and
listen to others, even the creekers and buttboaters, they too have
their story. Avoid color-coordinated paddlers, they are vexations to
the spirit.

If you compare your boat to others, you may become envious or bitter,
for always there will be newer models introduced. Enjoy your
achievements as well as your paddling plans. Keep interested in your
own skill level, however humble; it is a real possession in the
changing fortune of water levels.

Exercise caution in leading trips, for the world is full of no-shows.
But let this not blind you to what virtue there is in leading; too few
people strive to volunteer, and everywhere life is full of newbies. Be
willing. Especially do not forsake the club schedule. Neither be
cynical about pick-up trips; they are as perennial as spring floods.
Take kindly the counsel of the old-schoolers, for they paddled
Grummans before you were born.

Carry spare clothes to garb you in sudden misfortune. But do not dress
yourself with cotton. Many chills are born of sweat and denim. Beyond
your stinky booties, be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the
universe, no less than the sponsored boaters or the rodeo stars; you
have a right to be here. And whether it is clear to you or not, always
yield to the downstream boater.

Therefore be at peace with the rivergods, whatever you conceive them
to be. And whatever your hull shape or boat length in the constant
changing of gear, keep a throw rope in your boat. With all its
strainers, portages and broken paddles; it is still a beautiful sport.
Be cheerful.

Strive to stay upright.