Now this is an interesting Subject!

I just don't have time to really bother with these 2 newsgroups much.
They have self destructed through "macho" ego and truly remarkable
stupidity, for the most part. Almost no women posters! Why take the
time for a tiny readership who for the most part just want to make
canoes and kayaks as deadly as possible. It is no wonder that over 10
times as many wide sit on tops and recreational kayaks are sold. They
are more stable, and no-one needs to take expensive instruction from a
moron. Most instructors, (there are a few happy exceptions), are
incapable of complex thoughts. They have severe psychosexual needs to
gratify instead.

This newsgroup is obvious evidence!

Now there are several ways to play you remnants from here. For the
most part I am just documenting your predilictions for hate,
prejudice, threats of violence and harrassment, and outright
intentions of murder toward children. Just look at what some of you
have posted in the last few days!

I can use these posts in exactly the same way I would edit a
documentory interview with the Grand Cyclops of the Ku Klux Klan. My
preference is humour! Read Jonathan Swift. Terrific. See Michael Moore
interview Charleton Heston in "Columbine"? Right. A litle clumsy.
Charleton could have been made to look a lot funnier, (for a truly
stupid jerk)!

There is an award winning film out now, "The Corporation",
interviewing Moore, Noam Chomsky, and others. Very good stuff!

However, the canoe and kayak industry has a corporate structure that
would make Himmler proud! Instead of trying to sell canoes and kayaks
with safety, they try to make things as dangerous as possible. Very
stupid and hateful people like the Klan, Nazis etc. get what they
deserve eventually. What the canoe and kayak industry gets is steadily
declining sales, with no-one wanting instruction from an idiot who
can't figure out the fallacies behind "Eskimo" rolls. (The Greenland
Champs need a powerboat close by!)

I am now trying to provoke the American Canoe Association into court.
But they are afraid of me. Just like some of you cannot prove that you
not are trying to kill kids. You see truth is not libel. And I want to
really study these remarkable hate crimes, as well as stop them fast.
Court is best. Second choice is satire. You just can't find a nastier
group of dumb-ass, deadly intentions toward the safety of innocent
citizens than here, on rbp!

These last few days posting here have been pure Swift. The satire
inherent in the postings makes my job very easy. And very funny (if
you forget how many dead victims, including kids.)

Read carefully, it is short and there are pictures for the literacy
program drop-outs:

http://www.bconnex.net/~timkayak/canoe.html

Some day all of you may see exposure you never dreamed of, just from
participating in a hate group like RBP.

In closing, for all you "Klan" guys (few women are as stupid as you!),
from the above link: (See the pictures. Think about the judge and jury
in the swimming pool doing the same as the girls. And the Wrongful
Deaths Lawsuits!)

"These little girls can quickly rescue a half dozen adults from the
water, since the adults weigh just about the same as their immersed
volume in water. This canoe cannot sink totally flooded! Police and
other RESCUE PROFESSIONALS use sponsons to create devices that are
smaller and less mobile, to rescue victims in tricky water and ice
rescues. Canoes are superior rescue craft with proper self-rescue
sponsons: Paddled easily at 2 knots fully flooded, by 2 kids standing
up. Set the far sponson in the above picture properly (lower), and the
canoe is almost entirely self-bailing by leaning on one sponson!

Canoes (and kayaks too), can save many lives, not just kill! Why kill
1000 US citizens in 10 years? Who gains from those cruel and easily
preventable deaths?"

Oh, by the way, Answer:

A little money, remarkably little, can induce the ACA and other
instructors to steal money for deadly instruction that kills US
citizens. I just keep informing the USCG and Homeland Security that
not all of the killers are a long way off!

Tim



(Backyard Renegade) wrote in message . com...
(Paddlec1) wrote in message ...
Who was it that posted Timmy's address last time he came around? And does
someone still have it?

Probably, but what would that do? Don't you see what you guys have
done to the group with your intolerance of anything or anyone new?
Granted Tim is an idiot and in my opinion a self serving liar, but how
about the rest. I watched last season as you and a few others ripped
and high fived each other while you beat up on folks asking newbie
questions, asking about building a roofrack, asking about anything
else and then not taking your collective words as gospel, and I even
watched last fall as King Tut "W" wondered why there was not much
discussion in the group anymore. Could it be that folks don't like
having questions and opinions addressed with sarcasm and ego? As I
check in now I see 10 of the last 25 posts either looking for or
selling equipment. Even the guy with the full detailed description and
contact information just to ask where to "sell" a couple of kayaks, no
one is beating up on them. Now of course with no one to bully, most of
the bullies have moved on, probably to boatered, but they will be back
when they need to knock a few newbies around. You all did this to
yourselves, addressing folks like Tim in the first place and then
strutting when you whipped his ass... No big winner in that one...
Well, you wanted a toe the line equipment sales group, now you got
it...
Scotty
Scotty