Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.
cheers,

In article , arache
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Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.

Maybe its a drugs thing...

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"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
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In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.

Maybe its a drugs thing...

You're just the type they're after.
cheers,

In article , arache
wrote:
"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
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In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.

Maybe its a drugs thing...

You're just the type they're after.
cheers,


I bow to your greater experience in these matters.



Allan Bennett
Not a fan of higher form of wit

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arache wrote in message
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Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.


I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.

"Bill" wrote in message
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I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.



Don't they grow legs when they're dry? ........ okay just ignore me, I'll
phone Dominos

In article , Rich Orford
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"Bill" wrote in message
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I saw a mermaid the other day. Sitting on a rock on the beach.

Got talking, as you do, and eventually asked her if she had ever been
f****d.

No, she said. Well you have now, I answered, the tides gone out.



Don't they grow legs when they're dry?

Fins just ain't what they used to be...


........ okay just ignore me, I'll phone Dominos




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"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
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In article , arache
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"Allan Bennett" wrote in message
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In article , arache
wrote:

Anyone else seeing lots of mermaids on the hotter days?
Maybe it's a coastal thing.

Maybe its a drugs thing...

You're just the type they're after.
cheers,


I bow to your greater experience in these matters.

Okay I'll let you off, but just this time. Of course from a quarter mile
mermaids just look like young ladies in bikinis. Just don't paddle in,
they're always the other side of rocks, especially the topless ones.
cheers,